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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    Dammit. Mollusk Slugfuck must have taken some performance enhancing lettuce before the race. Slimy bastard.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    You at least need to have an account with a debit card registered to it.
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    Pompey forum

    That forum just gave me eye aids.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    That's officially the hundredth 1-1 prediction
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    Have you got any tips? I reckon Snailie McSnail Face is a dead cert for the 8:45 at Jakarta.
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    Things that annoy you

    I'm one of the lucky ones that started drinking around the the time of the smoking ban. I was a non smoker but anytime I'd go to the pub I'd end up smoking ten or so. Then the ban came in and I couldn't be arsed going outside all the time. If the ban hadn't kicked in I would have took up...
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    Plus there's the added thrill of spending the weeks wages on roulette at half time.
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    Could This Happen?

    I see you have a poetic way with the truth. "Ronaldo has seven goals in the World Cup. Messi has six goals in his World Cup career" I'm not getting dragged into some lousy fan boy argument about Messi V Ronaldo here btw. But facts are facts.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    Says Coventry's answer to Frankenstein's monster.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    You can voice your concerns about people supporting the club without sounding like a condescending bellend you know?
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    Could This Happen?

    Apparently? His international record is very average. Especially at the world cup.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    We are going to lose. *reverse psychology, voodoo, not tempting fate post*
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    New TV series 2019

    What a great cross over episode that was. I won't post any spoilers but I really fancy a mango smoothie after seeing it.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    And the award for the most sanctimonious post of the day goes to...
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    Things that annoy you

    I'm so out of touch with pop music that I wouldn't know. Is Celine Dion still popular with the kids?
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    Things that annoy you

    I've noticed that a lot of "normal" girls who have as little as 500 followers on Instagram or Twitter will have a onlyfans.com page which is basically somewhere they can post content (nudes) that thirsty idiots don't think twice about paying for. I think the line between social media and porn...
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    Things that annoy you

    It's definitely not just me then. They'll soon get a shock when they hit the cliff edge at 30 and realise that a nice personality has some value in society. That's true also. I've spoken to a few girls who are on Tinder etc and they are inundated with dick pics and immediate questions about...
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    Things that annoy you

    I made that connection in my head too. Maybe they're getting all this attention online and it's made them aloof and detached? I know that when men get older they become somewhat invisible to younger girls but I'm 34 and I'm not chatting them up or perving on them. It's things like opening doors...
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