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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    Are you happy

    Common sense should prevail but it appears that some men get a whiff of beaver and all bets are off. Maybe they haven't been successful with women and don't want to back to kleenex and chill? Who knows, I'm sure every case is different but I know that for some men that abandoning their friends...
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    Are you happy

    Controlling spouses who won't let the man out? I've seen it with a few friends and my brother is borderline caged up the poor fucker. Now there is an easy way out of that which is leave the woman but that's easier said than done, especially when kids are involved.
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    Things that annoy you

    When cashiers comment on your shopping. "Ooh that chocolate looks nice, hmmm prawn cocktail, my favourite, a large cucumber and vasoline, what you gonna do with that?" Shut up. This isn't supermarket sweep fucker.
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    Are you happy

    I think that men and women naturally splinter off into different interests but there needs to be some kind of mutual ground or else you'll just resent them for being so different. Is there anything she likes that you can both enjoy together?
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    Are you happy

    Comfort is the killer of many things.
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    Don't F*ck with Cats

    I can watch pretty much anything but things involving animal and especially cat torture make me sick to the stomach. Is it graphic about the animal abuse?
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    Are you happy

    I'm quite content with a small group of friends but even then I think I'd be happy with just family. I love my own company. I could happily spend a weekend in the house by myself. I'm quite selfish in that regard I suppose. I regularly make excuses to not meet up with people because I just...
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    Are you happy

    It feels like there's something physically wrong with you. That's why lots of people, including me, have ended up in A&E trying to convince the doctors that they've just had a heart attack. Anxiety / panic attacks are what happen when you lose complete control of your thoughts and your brain...
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    Film Thread 2019

    This looks like a desperate move to me. A last ditch attempt to make some people second guess reviews because the problems have been "fixed" There's no way that they could fix all the visual problems, they'd have to re-shoot and even if they did, the story is absolute piss.
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    More Wasps BS?

    That name is a blast from the past. I remember that he used to use big fancy words on GMK in an attempt to look intelligent but just came off as a twat.
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    Christmas 2019 thread

    I'm not a fan of Quality Street. They all have a lingering taste of something awful about them.
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    Christmas 2019 thread

    Ferrero Rocher, mint thins...
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    Rumour from the boardroom

    Absolutely not. Full penetration and a packet of wotsits.
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    Rumour from the boardroom

    I have it on good authority that we're moving back to Highfield Road and my sauce is tasty as they come.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Star Wars die hards are absolute lunatics. It's like a religion to them. They slayed George Lucas so much that he sold the franchise to Disney and now the fans are referring to how much they loved him.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Yeah. I like Kermode but his sensibilities often tarnish his reviews.
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    Are you happy

    If I let myself go physically, anxiety will rear its ugly head fairly quickly and then caffeine, social situations and any kind of relationship stress will turn my mind into a cluster fuck of fear and doubt. I'm pretty sure I'm still grieving on some subconscious level after the deaths of...
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    Are you happy

    Russell Brand is doing some really good work on YouTube. His delivery is very calm and nothing like the crazed over top character he plays on TV plus he's gone through all this stuff so he has lots of personal advice as well as info on other teachings.
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    Christmas 2019 thread

    Proper order.
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    Christmas 2019 thread

    Neat vodka?! Are you Russian or just mental?
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