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The big purple one.

Great times. I'm going to polish off the Quality Street and have a wank later in celebration.

Have you tried connecting the laptop to the TV via a HDMI cable?

Wycombe have lost their last two so they are there for the taking and Robins will go all out. 1-1

Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor

The hard work starts now. Unless we can start scoring and winning away from home expect this position or lower come May.

When someone asks you if you're feeling okay after your 15th consecutive After Eight.

Jeremy Beadle had a small cock but on the other hand....

These were pre internet days where boredom bred these kind of activities! When my dad was a kid he used to put straws up frogs arses and blow them up.

I've sat with plenty of animals on Ryanair flights.

My sentiments exactly. It's all just consumerist wank on over drive. There's nothing thoughtful or special about buying an over priced Lynx set for someone yet there's about a million of them exchanged on Christmas day. Just imagine the combined sadness of that.

Watch your back. If she reads this she might pop a cyanide capsule in your rice crispies.

Haha. Beautifully written. I often put the tap on full blast and fake a coughing fit if in similar circumstances. It doesn't really help of course but everyone loves a trier!

I think people should delay online dating until they're desperate or just want to hump and dump.

Yeah, I was always under the impression that banshees weren't harmful but just foreboding characters in folklore. It still freaks me out to this day. It was a completely other worldly experience.

Christ, a honey trap if ever I saw one. Well at least your daughter has come out of it which I'm sure has enriched your life no end and when the time comes hopefully you can find someone that you can enjoy your life with.

I sharted myself when I was 8 years old and it was so horrific that I've never gambled with a 50/50 fart since.

I've never seen a ghost as such but had a unexplained pants shitting experience when I was about 16. As a family we'd go to Ireland in the summer to visit our family in remote countryside in Co.Tyrone. We'd stay in a bungalow that was owned by our grandfather but was lying empty for years since...