Think he's spoke about us on 4Chan
OMFG asked ChatGPT for a Lampard green text and it’s an absolute banger:
be me
Frank Lampard
football legend, Chelsea icon, banter-era manager
take Derby to playoffs, everyone calls me Frank Zidanepard
manage Chelsea, gets sacked twice, ouch.jpg
Everton comes calling, think it’s redemption arc
spoiler: it wasn’t
relegation battle, fans hate me more than VAR
get sacked again, becoming a meme
feel like going into punditry but BT already has Owen Hargreaves
hear whispers about Coventry
some bloke called Mark Robins brought them up from League Two
Cov in the Championship playoffs last season
decide it’s my time to shine
“Frank, you’re going to rebuild your career!”
sign the contract, announce the big move
first day
walk into Ryton training ground, ready to instill my philosophy
players look at me like I’m Gareth Southgate in a waistcoat
ask for training cones, staff hands me a box of broken bibs
realize budget is tighter than my jeans in 2005
“Frank, we can’t afford that. Have you tried Aldi?”
try to bring in Mason Mount on loan
Chelsea laughs harder than Jose at a press conference
end up signing a 35-year-old free agent and some kid from League Two
media starts calling me “Coventry’s Ole”
still believe I can turn this ship around
first match
go down 2-0 by halftime to Rotherham
fans chant “you’re just a s**t John Terry”
make subs, all out attack, LampardBall™ activated
lose 5-1
get booed off, feel like a Tesco meal deal manager
be me
Frank Lampard, Coventry manager
realize I’m stuck here longer than my uncle Harry at the tax office
tfw no Mason Mount
tfw no redemption arc
tfw still banter era