Another confessions time anyone?? (3 Viewers)

[Otis]

I know dunney, he wouldn't of give a s##t .He's a really decent lad
He goes on the city fans forum on Facebook and is always worth a read

I'm friends with him on Facebook, but as I don't use Facebook it's all a bit futile.

 

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[The Reverend Skyblue]

When I was 16 a lad up the road advertised a service for cutting grass and hedges etc in the local shop window, a right knob he was always picking on me when I walked home from school.
I though fuck it I’ve had enough so rang him up and pretended to be a neighbour across the road from me and said could he come round and chop a fruit tree in the middle of his front garden down as it was getting too hard to manage. He obliged and promptly turned up an hour later on his bike with all the tools in hand. I told him on the phone not to bother knocking the door as I would be out collecting the wife from work and would be back in time before the job was finished to pay him.
Fuck me he got straight to it and pulled out a huge fuck off saw from his ruck sack and cut the tree down! Just as it hit the ground the house holders wife care running out and went fucking mad. Next thing the police were called and hell broke loose with neighbours shouting and wrestling him to the ground. He protested his innocence but to no avail.
I just looked at it all unfold from the safety of my mum and dads bedroom! Without further delay he was put into the back of a police car and taken to his parents house so I was told the next day.
Serves the c**t right lol. Justice is a dish best served cold!

That made me laugh out loud, bloody brilliant way to handle a bully.

 

[Ashdown]

When I was 16 a lad up the road advertised a service for cutting grass and hedges etc in the local shop window, a right knob he was always picking on me when I walked home from school.
I though fuck it I’ve had enough so rang him up and pretended to be a neighbour across the road from me and said could he come round and chop a fruit tree in the middle of his front garden down as it was getting too hard to manage. He obliged and promptly turned up an hour later on his bike with all the tools in hand. I told him on the phone not to bother knocking the door as I would be out collecting the wife from work and would be back in time before the job was finished to pay him.
Fuck me he got straight to it and pulled out a huge fuck off saw from his ruck sack and cut the tree down! Just as it hit the ground the house holders wife care running out and went fucking mad. Next thing the police were called and hell broke loose with neighbours shouting and wrestling him to the ground. He protested his innocence but to no avail.
I just looked at it all unfold from the safety of my mum and dads bedroom! Without further delay he was put into the back of a police car and taken to his parents house so I was told the next day.
Serves the c**t right lol. Justice is a dish best served cold!

Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?
It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!

 

[Otis]

That made me laugh out loud, bloody brilliant way to handle a bully.

Yeah.

Would be even funnier if it were true.

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

Yeah.

Would be even funnier if it were true.

Don't you think it's true Otis, have you some inside info on this.

 

[Otis]

Don't you think it's true Otis, have you some inside info on this.

Well let's say embellished.

 

[christonabike]

Yeah.

Would be even funnier if it were true.

True story Otis I saw a chance and took it and for once it worked.
Those fookers get justice and I happen to have helped see his come.

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

True story Otis I saw a chance and took it and for once it worked.
Those fookers get justice and I happen to have helped see his come.

Well it's my favourite post for some time. Still making me smile.

 

[olderskyblue]

In true Christonabike style I'll sign off with one more...

My final confession is one that may be known already. I was the city fan in Sixfields.....

Think that fulfills your confession, without the rest of this story.... :-;

 

[Deleted member 5849]

One of my confessions:

I miss GMK Online.

I miss the great posts of those that haven't transferred their allegiance to SBT: Knowl, Smiles sb7jon, Mustapha etc.. Also miss the wind up merchants in bob bones, alan, fishymores and SkyBlueScotland (particularly alan)

Anyone the same?

Sure some of them must exist under different names.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Think that fulfills your confession, without the rest of this story.... :-;

Thank God we don't argue anymore, eh.

 

[The Great Eastern]

Sure some of them must exist under different names.

Thats very true Captain

 

[The Great Eastern]

Well let's say embellished.

Otis. Did u used to have a fruit tree in your front garden ?

 

[christonabike]

Well let's say embellished.

No embroidery of the truth here Otis. You think and do as you like no thought police on here.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

talking bollocks

Surely the first test to see if someone can post on a message board or not is how much bollocks they can talk!

Thats very true Captain

Well LarryGrayson never caught on...

 

[Otis]

No embroidery of the truth here Otis. You think and do as you like no thought police on here.

Sounds too good to be true.

Wow if true!

Did he have to do 12 years in Wandsworth?

 

[Sick Boy]

Weren't fishymores and SkyBlueScotland the same guy? He was a very angry man!! Used to love citizens_arrest, many of his comments made me laugh out loud

Isn't fishymores/SBS, SBK?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Isn't fishymores/SBS, SBK?

I did wonder that...!

 

[lordsummerisle]

Confession,

I haven't been on here for the last couple of years as been in prison.

 

[Nick]

Confession,

I haven't been on here for the last couple of years as been in prison.

Really or a wind up?

 

[wingy]

Confession,

I haven't been on here for the last couple of years as been in prison.

It's nice to see you about.

 

[Otis]

Confession,

I haven't been on here for the last couple of years as been in prison.

How many wicker baskets did you make while you were in there?

 

[lordsummerisle]

Really or a wind up?

When have I ever been known to do a wind up???

Really or a wind up?

 

[lordsummerisle]

How many wicker baskets did you make while you were in there?

Apparently burning policemen to death is illegal nowadays.

 

[Otis]

Apparently burning policemen to death is illegal nowadays.

Really? I had no idea.

I will just shout up to Britt and tell her to stop the naked dancing so I can let her know.