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I often see former contestants from Big Brother, and I always ask them the same question....
What aisle has the frozen pizzas?
What aisle has the frozen pizzas?
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I have tickets for The Comedy Club in a few weeks but can't make it. Does anyone want them? They're for the kop end.
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What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey?
A goal kick.
A goal kick.
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News : '74 Year Old Man Clubbed To Death'.
Wow, what a party animal!
Wow, what a party animal!
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I was hit in the head with a Werthers.
I thought, thats original.
I thought, thats original.
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After dinner, the pope and his cardinals passed around the under eights.
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What's worse than being captured by the Taliban?
Being rescued by the Americans.
Being rescued by the Americans.
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When the Chilian Miners are rescued, their first task is to visit Roy Hodgson at Anfield to advise him how to get out a fucking big hole before Christmas.
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British rescue operation.
Use stealth tactics to get into the enemy building. Use silenced weapons and gas to disable combatants and avoid detection. Rescue victim quickly and without taking any casualties.
American rescue operation.
Roll up in Hummers, because they are cool. Throw grenades at building until everyone inside is dead, because explosions are fucking cool. Drag corpse of person you just rescued out of the rubble and stick American flag in them. High five anyone in your platoon still alive.
Use stealth tactics to get into the enemy building. Use silenced weapons and gas to disable combatants and avoid detection. Rescue victim quickly and without taking any casualties.
American rescue operation.
Roll up in Hummers, because they are cool. Throw grenades at building until everyone inside is dead, because explosions are fucking cool. Drag corpse of person you just rescued out of the rubble and stick American flag in them. High five anyone in your platoon still alive.
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As Wales next fixture in euro 2012 is against England they are hoping to convince a former international footballer to come out of retirement to help them get a result in Cardiff.
The Welsh F.A can confirm that talks with Emile Heskey to come back and play for England are at at a advanced stage.
The Welsh F.A can confirm that talks with Emile Heskey to come back and play for England are at at a advanced stage.
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All Capello needs to do is log onto facebook after every England game to learn all the trade secrets on how to become the greatest manager the world has ever known.
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As the plane hurtled towards the ground at six hundred miles an hour everybody around me was screaming, crying and hugging each other - but me? Well I wasn't worried at all.
You see, I was wearing my seat belt.
You see, I was wearing my seat belt.
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After there were very small crowd numbers at the commonwealth games, thousands of Indian school children have been given free tickets. Unfortunately, none of them have been able to get time off work to go.
covladzak
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LOL..... Are you sure you didn't mix The Commonwealth Games up with Leicester City........
Disorganised1
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You know what gets on my nerves ~?
Rhetorical questions.
Rhetorical questions.
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Liverpool YNWA ?? You'll Never Win A (league title again)
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can't wait for next season's Merseyside Derby!
Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.
Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.
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All you Liverpool haters might be laughing now, but you won't be next season when we're lifting a trophy.
...the Championship counts, right?
...the Championship counts, right?
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To show their support, Liverpool have offered the Chilean miners free tickets for the rest of the season...
So far, 28 have asked to go back down the hole.
So far, 28 have asked to go back down the hole.
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BBC News: Mountain Goat "Killed US Hiker"
At least, that's what the rescue team said...
At least, that's what the rescue team said...
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I'm going into hospital tomorrow to undergo a risky medical procedure. I spoke to my surgeon earlier to explain that I was a little nervous, but he reassured me.
"There's only a 1 in 100 chance of anything going seriously wrong", he said.
"Besides, I've done 99 of these operations before and they've all been fine".
"There's only a 1 in 100 chance of anything going seriously wrong", he said.
"Besides, I've done 99 of these operations before and they've all been fine".
skybluedan
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lol like that one
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Wayne Rooney may not sign a new contract.
DreamWorks are yet to release a statement.
DreamWorks are yet to release a statement.
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Champions League football for the Liverpool players tonight.
They are all going round to Steven Gerrard's to watch it on Sky Sports 2.
They are all going round to Steven Gerrard's to watch it on Sky Sports 2.
Two police women are out on foot patrol in foleshill with their alsation dog. One says "I'm getting a bit cold and i've left my thermal knickers back at the station" The other one says "use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you". So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station. Two hours later he returns with a truncheon,a plastic baton, a baseball bat and 3 of the duty sergeants fingers.
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It's cold today. It turns out the coalition have turned down the sun by 25%.
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Medal of Honour has been described as the most controversial game ever because there's a level where you have to shoot Americans in Afghanistan.
So, you play as an American then?
So, you play as an American then?
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i like that one!
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Liverpool have made a bid for Rooney after he said he wanted to play in a different league next season.
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'With great power, comes a great electricity bill.'
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A woman stopped me in the street and asked why I was wearing sunglasses.
"I'm blind," I replied.
"Oh, I see," she said.
"Fuck off, don't rub it in."
"I'm blind," I replied.
"Oh, I see," she said.
"Fuck off, don't rub it in."
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The genius of Wayne Rooney:
1. Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United because Manchester United are not signing enough top quality players.
2. Manchester United sign Wayne Rooney to a long-term big-money contract.
3. Wayne Rooney thinks Wayne Rooney is a top quality player.
4. Wayne Rooney is happy.
1. Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United because Manchester United are not signing enough top quality players.
2. Manchester United sign Wayne Rooney to a long-term big-money contract.
3. Wayne Rooney thinks Wayne Rooney is a top quality player.
4. Wayne Rooney is happy.
