Dear Santa………. (1 Viewer)

[Johhny Blue]

Most of us on the forum want pretty much the same for Christmas. Please bring us some Christmas gelly and a good healthy bunch of points. My fellow posters will add to the Christmas list. We’ve all been good this year.

 

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[Woolly68]

Scalextric. Always wanted it. I’m 55 now and family still not getting the message.

Want Mark Robins to stick his arm in his sack and find a £10M cheque from Doug to buy some players in the January transfer window.

Ellis, Matt and Haji to open their presents and find a free 15 goal bonus to use between now and the end of May (each).

Sell out crowds for the rest of the season.

Right at the bottom of my sack to find 10 ‘great matchday out‘ vouchers with guaranteed £500 win at the casino on every visit.

 

[Calista]

Tats in gift wrapping please!

Plus a big jar of woad for Johnny Blue

And obviously a pair of these

 

[Greggs]

A make your own Toblerone, I've even got the song sorted. Basically just a mould shaped like a toblerone that you pour your own chocolate/crunchy stiff into and pop on the fridge. Gone are the days of getting raped at the airport, it's my time now.

 

[Samo]

I've been very bad this year but I'd still like a Gus midfielder please

 

[Johhny Blue]

A make your own Toblerone, I've even got the song sorted. Basically just a mould shaped like a toblerone that you pour your own chocolate/crunchy stiff into and pop on the fridge. Gone are the days of getting raped at the airport, it's my time now.

But Airport rape is such an important part of a holiday

 

[Johhny Blue]

Tats in gift wrapping please!

Plus a big jar of woad for Johnny Blue

And obviously a pair of these
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Thanks Cawista. I would wuv some woad

 

[Seamus1]

I’m just yearning for one of Grendel’s Christmas Advent questions that were posted in years gone by. I’ve missed that tradition this year

 

[shmmeee]

I’m just yearning for one of Grendel’s Christmas Advent questions that were posted in years gone by. I’ve missed that tradition this year

TBF the point was raising money and I’m not sure many ever donated.

 

[shmmeee]

A CM please Santa. We’ve been good this year.

 

[Deity]

A make your own Toblerone, I've even got the song sorted. Basically just a mould shaped like a toblerone that you pour your own chocolate/crunchy stiff into and pop on the fridge. Gone are the days of getting raped at the airport, it's my time now.

@admin can we delete the comments re rape. They are not funny, they are not banter, and should be left in 1978.

 

[Greggs]

@admin can we delete the comments re rape. They are not funny, they are not banter, and should be left in 1978.

Obviously it's financial. Ffs

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I've been asking for 10 minutes under the mistletoe with Sofia Vergara for years so I'll settle for a Simms hatrick tomorrow

 

[mrtrench]

Thanks Cawista. I would wuv some woad

Naughty!

 

[Covkid1968#]

1968 lambretta…in Sky Blue. I’ve been pretty good …. It’s the first year I’ve not gone into B&Q and opened a pack of screws as I only needed one. That’s got to be rewarded.

 

[wingy]

1968 lambretta…in Sky Blue. I’ve been pretty good …. It’s the first year I’ve not gone into B&Q and opened a pack of screws as I only needed one. That’s got to be rewarded.

May I suggest a turn to Right?

 

[Covcraig@bury]

I’m not greedy Santa , all I want is Gus Hamer back . And 3 point against the Mackam Inbreds that’s all

 

[Covkid1968#]

I’m not greedy Santa , all I want is Gus Hamer back . And 3 point against the Mackam Inbreds that’s all

Nissan shagging inbreds

 

[shmmeee]

Obviously it's financial. Ffs

We have this every now and then with rape and cancer, both words that have wider meaning than just the sex offence/disease.

 

[Deity]

We have this every now and then with rape and cancer, both words that have wider meaning than just the sex offence/disease.

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We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.

 

[mmttww]

We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.

I honestly don’t think it was, have you seen the price of a toblerone in an airport?

 

[Johhny Blue]

We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.

Maybe you should attempt to explain the concept. Only on our forum could a “Dear Santa” thread turn into a rape debate

 

[shmmeee]

We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.

Do you think overcharging for chocolate is more sexual assault or plundering?

 

[Cally Fedora]

Let’s try and stay on Topic. There are Bounty be differing opinions but we shouldn’t get our Snickers in a twist. If we can be Kinder in our language and take the odd Time Out you should Wispa it quietly but the debate would be a Daim sight better.

 

[Londonccfcfan]

Best Christmas present is always 3 points! Same for birthday. No amount of gifts can compare.

 

[Deity]

Maybe you should attempt to explain the concept. Only on our forum could a “Dear Santa” thread turn into a rape debate

It was deliberarely used, possibly lazily; possibly to shock, but the phrase and its context was deliberate.

1 in 30 women in the UK get raped. It means that’s probably one of your family or friends or work colleagues has been or will be a victim.

In that context we should all try to avoid using phrases that might trigger someone ….

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

Let’s try and stay on Topic. There are Bounty be differing opinions but we shouldn’t get our Snickers in a twist. If we can be Kinder in our language and take the odd Time Out you should Wispa it quietly but the debate would be a Daim sight better.

Quality, I'll Celebrate that, your a Hero

 

[Tommo1993]

I just want my wife to look at me

 

[shmmeee]

I just want my wife to look at me

Ready for a divorce?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

I really want some figgy pudding
Oh I really want some figgy pudding
Gus bring some right here!

 

[Chris1987]

The club to move forward as rapidly in the next year as it has done in the last one. Leicester to be relegated , Cove promoted.
Maybe too much to wish for

 

[Johhny Blue]

It was deliberarely used, possibly lazily; possibly to shock, but the phrase and its context was deliberate.

1 in 30 women in the UK get raped. It means that’s probably one of your family or friends or work colleagues has been or will be a victim.

In that context we should all try to avoid using phrases that might trigger someone ….

You’re twisting things to fit your own context.
If you’ve ever been sexually assaulted I’m 99.999% sure all posters on here would sympathize.

 

[wingy]

You’re twisting things to fit your own context.
If you’ve ever been sexually assaulted I’m 99.999% sure all posters on here would sympathize.

Well that's rather a small sample given themembership?

 

[Greggs]

We all know the context in which it was used and it should be removed. Poor on @admin for not doing so.

Fuck off