Aussie fans to Tufnell in an ashes test at Melbourne- “Oi, Tufnell! Can I borrow your brain? I’m building an idiot.”
I preferred the one where Shane Warne was trying to bait Daryl Cullinan of South Africa, who to be fair was a bit of a bunny of his
"Hey Daryl, I've been waiting two years for a chance to bowl you out again!"
"Cheers Shane, looks like you spent those two years eating..."
or when Warney was bowling to the porky Zimbo bowler Eddo Brandes;
"Hey Eddo, why are you so fat, man?"
"Because, every tiem I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit!"
or when Mark Waugh tried to mock England tailender and occasional England selection James Ormond:"
"Ormond, what are you doing here, there's no way you're good enough to play Test cricket!"
"Maybe not but at least I'm the best cricketer in my family"