Like the penal colony idea, but I will stay on football (ish):
1. Promotion with as many local/acadamy players as possible
2. Another promotion (rest as above) - copy Southampton in other words
3. FA Cup - one of the best days of my life (so far) - put our club on the map
4. League cup - remember missing out in the semi's twice, particulalry the first when I was 15
5. Ireland get another run at the World Cup as per 1990 - what a buzz there was over the water
6. Kettering Town get back in the conference where they belong. Used to watch them when I couldn't get to Cov - great fans, great club (see their recent history and compare - both clubs went into admin on the same day - touch me, I'm lucky)
7. Sunderland fans grow a brain (a colletive one will do) and lose some of that misplaced bitterness towards us - pathetic bunch
8. David Beckham goes bald
Thank you Santa!