It's a bit of fun. What you bringing to the table? Other than sniping at others?Fuck me...what cringeworthy suggestions here
I was just about to post this and read yours thankfully! We could amend it to half brazilian!He's Brazilian
He only cost city a million
And he's flipping brilliant
It's gustavo hamer
To the tune Everton sing about richarlison
....does it rhyme with Tropicana? (That is genius though)
Gustavo Hamer loves City
Goals and headbutts, there's enough for everyone
He runs the show for Coventry
But don't worry, you can fight him
I'll see myself out
I like that but not sure the SBA is up to the job! Maybe save it for when we play Millwall...Bob Marley's Redemption Song (though I prefer the Joe Strummer version)
ORIGINAL:
Oh pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Redemption songs
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fullfil the book
HAMERISED:
Oh Hamer, yes, he robs you
Of the ball and gives it to Ships
Minutes after he gets booked
By a ref so shit
Now his leg was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
He forwards it with penetration
Triumphantly
So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs
Appropriate yourselves with his mental bravery
None as good can win the ball
Have no fear for his lack of energy
He will run into a wall
How long shall he kill opponents
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
but he'll end up in the book
So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs
I think there’s still a couple of pronunciations of Hamer, “Haymer” and “Harmer”. Heard them both used repeatedly. Someone on here mentioned that in Dutch the “a” sound is usually pronounced “ah” but I have no clue.Hamer rhymes Tropicana?! That's a stretch!
I think there’s still a couple of pronunciations of Hamer, “Haymer” and “Harmer”. Heard them both used repeatedly. Someone on here mentioned that in Dutch the “a” sound is usually pronounced “ah” but I have no clue.
The “Harmer” version can rhyme with Tropicana, maybe.
Or bananaI think there’s still a couple of pronunciations of Hamer, “Haymer” and “Harmer”. Heard them both used repeatedly. Someone on here mentioned that in Dutch the “a” sound is usually pronounced “ah” but I have no clue.
The “Harmer” version can rhyme with Tropicana, maybe.
In pyjamas ...Or banana
Don’t Clive etc tend to say “Haymer”? Better sort them out. Better still would be if they’d ask him how he says it, his name after all.I think it was me. My missus is Dutch and tells me it’s “Harmer”.
That's pretty decent for Clive, at least it's the right playerDon’t Clive etc tend to say “Haymer”? Better sort them out. Better still would be if they’d ask him how he says it, his name after all.
Nah you didn't - just wanted shoehorn the lyric inI've also heard people saying "Ham-air" . Lends itself to the tune 'In the air tonight' by Phil Collins. Not sure about 'I can feel it coming in Ham-air tonight, oh lord' though.
Yes, I'm surprised that hasn’t been mentioned already.Surely the easiest one would be "He Ya" by Outkast?
Clive pronounces it “Sheffield Wednesday”Don’t Clive etc tend to say “Haymer”? Better sort them out. Better still would be if they’d ask him how he says it, his name after all.
Isn't his surname Brazilian though?I think it was me. My missus is Dutch and tells me it’s “Harmer”.
I say no.Only one song for hamer unfortunately. The Beatles...hello goodbye ☹☹
Isn't his surname Brazilian though?
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Still think someone should ask him. In fact it would show respect for any player with a name that can be pronounced in different ways to simply ask them and let the fans / media know. That way we all get it right. Right?Ah didn’t realise he was born in Brazil and only moved because he was spotted by Feyenoord.
To the the tune of ‘my old mans a dustman’:
His names Gustavo Hamer,
He hails from Brazil,
He gets a lot of yellows,
But he comes with bags of skill
Is that true? It's not exactly a source of truth but Wikipedia says he was adopted and raised in the Netherlands.Ah didn’t realise he was born in Brazil and only moved because he was spotted by Feyenoord.
Is that true? It's not exactly a source of truth but Wikipedia says he was adopted and raised in the Netherlands.
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