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Originally Posted by
Malaka
The Cast of Towie: 'I hate you pretentious bunch of dicks'
You lot, along with those cunts on Geordie Shore are the reasons why millions of kids now have an aspiration to become a 'celebrity' when they grow up.
You're not celebrities, you're over-tanned fucktards with the IQ of a slug. And like slugs, you don't ever fuck off and need exterminating.
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As I get older, I get less patient and am far less impressed with certain people and just don't get the fascination. Here are somethings that if I met certain people I hope I have the kahunas to say to them
Morrissey: 'You are fucking boring'
Eminem: 'I hate your whiney voice you jumped up little shit'
Michael McIntyre: 'You ain't funny at all'
Prince Charles: 'Come out! admit you are gay and be happy'
Boris Johnson: 'You're a cock'
The Cast of Towie: 'I hate you pretentious bunch of dicks'
Rhianna: 'Your music is shit, but I would love to'
Bruce Springstein: 'How the fuck did you make it so big?'
Sepp Blatter: 'You c**t!'
Vladimir Putin: 'I bet you have a small penis you short arsed little twat'
Donald Trump: I would just point to his hair and piss myself laughing
What would you say to anyone if you could get away with it?
See what I mean?