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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 11:31 PM

• #36

I keep having recurring nightmares about fruit machines.
My wife has been really supportive though. She wakes me up with a nudge, and then holds me.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 11:32 PM

• #37

It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days - in a rare tender moment he described the first time he laid eyes on Melania, and clicked 'add to cart'

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 11:33 PM

• #38

My grief counsellor died yesterday. Luckily, he was so good, I didn't give a shit!

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 11:34 PM

• #39

My missus says she's loving me because I don't listen properly.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 11:34 PM

• #40

Kerry Katona doesn’t actually own a cat.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 11:35 PM

• #41

Would acupuncture help cure pins and needles?

 

duffer

Well-Known Member

• Yesterday at 12:34 PM

• #42

Houchens Head said:

Would acupuncture help cure pins and needles?

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You should be on telly, mate.

At least then we could turn you off.

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Yesterday at 9:40 PM

• #43

duffer said:

You should be on telly, mate.

At least then we could turn you off.

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Thank you Duffer! That means a lot to me!