New Hoffman job at Cov Building Society (1 Viewer)

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I think they do that to some people, I can't get away with wearing a football shirt (especially when warm) else I would stink so would only wear one to the gym / to play football. Hate the material.

I have to be honest they don’t do me much good either.

 

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[Nick]

I have to be honest they don’t do me much good either.

It's when there are blokes wearing them in the pub on a hot day and either they don't realise it doesn't help them or they aren't bothered.

 

[letsallsingtogether]

Should Coventry Building Society customers be concerned that the new chairman was recently fooled by a fraudster like Dale Evans..!?

Ah but he wasn't was he?
So as a CBS member I think this is a great coup.

 

[Astute]

It's OK, I will be asking for a mortgage for a 5 million mansion in a false name and securing it on a false address. Will just fire up photoshop.

Will it have enough land for a new stadium?

 

[Nick]

Ah but he wasn't was he?
So as a CBS member I think this is a great coup.

Wasn't he?

 

[cv3]

The other thing that gives it away, besides the clue of the word 'Coventry' in Coventry Building Society, is that Gary's surname is Hoffman and there's always a story or tale to be told around him regarding the City.

So, Tales of Hoffman was written by Jacques Offenbach and an anagram of Jacques Offenbach is 'Caff Banjo Cheques!!'

Well, Hoffman was meeting in caffs if you remember, and earlier in the season Biamou couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo and if Hoffman does buy the club he will probably pay in installments using cheques!

Incidentally, Hoffman is also friends with Richard Keys and an anagram of Richard Keys is 'Rare Shy Dick' which was his school nickname.

I've cracked it!!! Whooo hoo! New owners here we come!

you've got too much time on your hands