piss smells (2 Viewers)

[richnrg]

most of the time my piss just smell of piss.
Today however, to my delight, my piss smelled just like roast chicken flavoured crisps (Walkers). No idea why (I haven't eaten chicken or crisps for some time).

Anyone else experienced any nice piss smells?

 

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[Nick]

Sugar Puffs.

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

Amazed at the diversity of topics covered on SBT.
For the record, Ey Up Cock brewed by Thwaites.

 

[dancers lance]

My piss smells like Bear Grills breath.

 

[Kingokings204]

What about shit smells?

A proper alcohol Poo the morning after a night on the sauce. Mine always smell like wine even though I’ve drunk beer all night.

What’s that about?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Can't beat a good hearty asparagus fuelled piss!

 

[Otis]

most of the time my piss just smell of piss.
Today however, to my delight, my piss smelled just like roast chicken flavoured crisps (Walkers). No idea why (I haven't eaten chicken or crisps for some time).

That's weird, cos your missus' pee smells like chicken flavour crisps as well.

 

[richnrg]

That's weird, cos your missus' pee smells like chicken flavour crisps as well.

double mystery

 

[RB1992]

That's weird, cos your missus' pee smells like chicken flavour crisps as well.

lmao joker

 

[Gazolba]

This thread stinks.

 

[Houchens Head]

I've never really felt the urge to smell piss. What a strange thread?

 

[richnrg]

I've never really felt the urge to smell piss. What a strange thread?

it's a fairly passive procedure. You just stand there doing a piss, and your olfactory receptors decide to get involved. No choice really.

 

[Houchens Head]

Nice explanation Richnrg, but I still don't feel the urge to sniff piss.

 

[skybluedan]

Drink coffees all day day so yeah sugar puffs for me as well

 

[skybluedan]

Smell your own houch not other people's like

 

[skybluedan]

I mean why do you always piss before you shit?

 

[Otis]

Nice explanation Richnrg, but I still don't feel the urge to sniff piss.

I'm pretty sure there will be a website somewhere for Wee Whiffers.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I'm pretty sure there will be a website somewhere for Wee Whiffers.

I'm pretty sure there will be a website somewhere for Wee Whiffers.

Sounds like a dodgy band name Otis and the wee whiffers

 

[Cavan O'Doherty]

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

My brother in law used to eat loads of beetroot when he was small just because it sent his piss pink .

 

[RegTheDonk]

I'm just glad you haven't said anything about your piss tasting like crisps.

 

[Otis]

I'm just glad you haven't said anything about your piss tasting like crisps.

Nope, cos that would be dead weird, eating soggy crisps.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

I mean why do you always piss before you shit?

That cannot be confirmed by anyone other than a medical professional. When you're born - do you shit or piss first? And that may be determined by what you mom ate /drank over the last 5-12hrs...coz everything after that is determined by fluid & solid intake.

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[SkyblueBazza]

And while I am on the subject - my shit don't stink ok?

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[dutchman]

I've never really felt the urge to smell piss. What a strange thread?

It's become an obsession with me!

At the moment mine smells like cough mixture which wouldn't be odd except I haven't drunk any cough mixture for a very long time!

 

[skybluedan]

My mrs waters broke at 2.30 this morning was tempted to have a sniff

 

[Otis]

My mrs waters broke at 2.30 this morning was tempted to have a sniff

Or maybe roll your trousers up and have a little paddle?

 

[skybluedan]

Or maybe roll your trousers up and have a little paddle?

Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk

And cov baths was shut


Good luck Mrs Dan and to you of course dan hope everything goes swimmingly

 

[LastGarrison]

This thread title instantly reminded me of travelling around India, as sad as that sounds.

 

[andrew.roberts]

Does anybody remember the public toilets in Pool Meadow in the sixties/seventies ?. Now that was a cornucopia of intense piss smells and not pleasant either.

 

[Otis]

Does anybody remember the public toilets in Pool Meadow in the sixties/seventies ?. Now that was a cornucopia of intense piss smells and not pleasant either.

Ahh, warm memories of my former home.

 

[LastGarrison]

Does anybody remember the public toilets in Pool Meadow in the sixties/seventies ?. Now that was a cornucopia of intense piss smells and not pleasant either.

What about the downstairs ones by where the glass escalators are in town?

Now they were an experience.

 

[andrew.roberts]

What about the downstairs ones by where the glass escalators are in town?

Now they were an experience.

They were certainly on a par

 

[Houchens Head]

What about the downstairs ones by where the glass escalators are in town?

Now they were an experience.

Do you mean these............