There's a simple formula to work it out: (The number of kg that Timmy Fishfuckface has lost in the last 12 months + the number of public Joyless Septicalla appearances) multiply that by the number of derisory Gory Hefferman bids. Add the number of months we have left on the Ricoh rent contract and then divide that total by the number of teeth the mad hatters have left.
If we make the assumption that Timmy skipped breakfast today then the answer = 47.
I'm afraid it's already plagiarism. I lifted it from last years 2016 Fringe performance 'An evening with (fake) Bob Latchford & marcusp'Timmy Fishfuckface
Joyless Septicalla
GORY HEFFERMAN!!!
I mean, this really is terrific stuff.
Have you thought about writing a show for the Edinburgh Festival?
How many times do you have to be told. There's definitely no boycott and certainly nobody from the Trust or JHW encouraging people not to buy season tickets :emoji_rolling_eyes:Somebody from the trust gloating about season ticket sales? I must be seeing things
How many times do you have to be told. There's definitely no boycott and certainly nobody from the Trust or JHW encouraging people not to buy season tickets :emoji_rolling_eyes:
Please indicate or show links to where the Trust has encouraged a boycott of season tickets or is this just made up shit?
How many times do you have to be told. There's definitely no boycott and certainly nobody from the Trust or JHW encouraging people not to buy season tickets :emoji_rolling_eyes:
I didn't say they had.
I have said gloating and appearing happy about it. The same as all of the "away day only" talk on the stage when the Pompey people were there.
Along with many "we dont need to push a boycott, fans will do it themselves" followed by a:
Then the "raise your hand if you are getting a ST".
That gets a :
After 3 weeks of sales last season 2300 had been sold. We're 5 days from that marker now. 20-30% of that?
Somebody from the trust gloating about season ticket sales? I must be seeing things
I bought mine the first day last year, I haven't yet because there are 2 paydays before I need to.
Please indicate or show links to where the Trust has encouraged a boycott of season tickets or is this just made up shit?
tbf, CJ was hardly gloating about it, he answered the op's question by just stating a fact. I thought we liked facts on here?
It wasn't just that comment, it has been in general.
Then you have this:
Trust stance on Season Ticket sales is simply that its up to the individual whether they buy one or not, whether they buy tickets for individual games or not, whether they buy merchandise or not.What is the trusts stance on season ticket purchases then?
Was that the trust?
No, Telegraph!
I've given other examples of that, that's all.
Depends how you look at it. Last year early bird was shorter. Now we have 2 pay days to save/consider etc and I know people who will buy but aren't ina rush yet
Having read the story, with 5 weeks to go now it's 500. Last year, with 3 weeks to go it was 600. So it's difficult to read it as a positive or negative whichever your view point is
OK, I just thought it was unfair to label CJ as gloating.
Sadly, I think your estimate is optimistic, I believe around 2k, hope I'm wrong.I'l be surprised if we sell more than 3,000 to be honest. That's of course if SISU are still here.
My estimate may even be optimistic.
Haven't the U13's got to be JSB's and accompanied by a paying Adult?Wonder how many off them tickets are oap/concessions or u13's that are free?