People who come into work obviously very ill, sit around moaning for a few hours and then fuck off home and within a few days half the office are off ill
I met an American girl at a club a few years ago. Kissed her and swapped numbers etc, thought she was great. Then she called me the next day and I realised what an annoying fucker she was.
European girls are far less high maintenance I've found.
What is SSP these days as a general rule of thumb?
Reason I ask is, my missus has just done her back in. Had to just go and pick her up from work.Dunno, I’m too scared to take a day off
Fake edit: checked and it’s just over £90/week but you don’t get it for the first three days. So basically if I take a day off I don’t get paid.
Reason I ask is, my missus has just done her back in. Had to just go and pick her up from work.
[QUOTE="Driving down the A45 today and some bellend had his full beams on all the way down,
I'm currently sick and in work, ive done next to nothing so far and spent most of the day infecting others and hiding, when off, I get my basic rate of pay, but I'm only allowed 3 absences within a 5 year period. Stupid system that penalises the genuinely ill.
Driving down the A45 today and some bellend had his full beams on all the way down,
you should be careful laughing, with that neck..The moral of the story is, I had the last laugh.
you should be careful laughing, with that neck
I think indicators are possibly exempt, by some quirk of law!
They a similar policy in a place I worked a few years ago. I hurt my neck playing football and every few months it would flare up and It'd be so painful I'd have to slide out of bed because I literally couldn't move my neck. So work was impossible.
It came to my 3rd sickness in a year, I phoned my manager who was a prick and he basically said I was getting sacked when I came back. So I went to the doctor and got a 2 week sickline every fortnight for 6 months. He just kept giving them to me. I got £80 a week, my rent paid for me and my holidays kept accruing so when I eventually quit 6 months later I had around £1000 in extra pay waiting for me.
The moral of the story is, I had the last laugh.
Another one about shops.
Went into the co-op earlier, nobody to be seen on the tills. They were having a spring clean at the back of the shop, wiping all the fridges down.
This was a shop on a busy road, I could have quite easily have just walked out with a basket full of goodies and they would have had no idea.
Is that something to be proud of? Don't know why anyone would boast about taking the piss at work, and not going in?
I knew some fanny would say something like this.
I know, pathetic isn't it. He's exactly the sort of soft arse the Tories of this world capitalise onI knew some fanny would say something like this.
What did the honourable gentleman do wrong? Apart from daring to put his own interests above those of unknown shareholders?Ah makes sense you result to childish insults. That’s the type of ‘man’ you are
Ah makes sense you result to childish insults. That’s the type of ‘man’ you are
Ah makes sense you result to childish insults. That’s the type of ‘man’ you are
fortunately, donkeys are still donkeysBallers need tekkers to score worldys, I hear
I was doing some Christmas shopping in Birmingham earlier today, I was in the queue at Game for about 20 minutes without it even moving as they were trying to sell all their add on shit at the tills, there were about 10 people in front of me, so I just gave up in the end.
Another thing, why isn't clothing made for more stocky people, everything is either too tight on the shoulders but fits round the waist, or fits nice on the shoulders but is baggy around the middle. Even slim fit stuff isn't any good. (also looking for recommendations on this front).
Yeah, I struggle for stuff in the shoulders. If I go a size up stuff is too big. I find that Boss stuff is generally alright and Ralph Lauren too.
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