The wife again!
Bought a loaf of bread this morning with one of those ties around the top of the bag. Now, instead of undoing it, she has ripped a hole in the side which we now can't seal to keep fresh.
Squeezing the toothpaste tube from the top is another!
Maybe a minor issue to some, but they all add up!!!!!!
I’ll make a note and may use it at a later date!I'm pretty certain that's grounds for instant divorce in your favour mate
Ask Santa.Waking up every morning with my back killing me.
Think I need a new bed.
The greedy fucker will want a substantial meal with his glass of sherry!!Ask Santa.
How the hell will he get that in his sack?Ask Santa.
Haha, I do this. I use a knife and fort to eat spaghetti too.People holding the knife and fork in the wrong hands (correct way being fork in the left hand)
People holding the knife and fork in the wrong hands (correct way being fork in the left hand)
When on holiday, I sometimes amuse myself watching Americans struggle with using a knife and fork.I’m having this constant battle with my granddaughter, I blame American TV!!
Fork and knifeWhen on holiday, I sometimes amuse myself watching Americans struggle with using a knife and fork.
Sorry love. Can’t fix the fence as my arse will pop out. I’ll have to use that one myself.Clothes.
Once upon of time when I was a 30 inch waist I l had no issues with clothes.
But now I can never find a pair of trousers, jogging bottoms or boxers that doesn't expose most my arse whenever I'm in a position other than standing up straight. I can't play with my kids, do DIY or fix something at work without most of my arse being on show.
Is it just me or have clothes been designed now to cater for the small arsed or people who like to expose themselves?!
She can still travel for business though? #portapottySome arsehole “celebrity” who was near to tears as she couldn’t go to Dubai because of the lockdown, I would let the fucker go and then rip up her passport so she can’t come back.
Bet you have a sniff!Andrex Skin Kind loo roll, finger pops through nearly every time
You're not Dutch are you because it's a total obsession where I come from?A bit late but ... unwrapped presents.
I spend hours wrapping because wrapped gifts are a delight, part of the magic.
Lazy beggars can't be arsed.
Guaranteed she's fucking the milkman and the kid is a little bastard.Social media pictures of perfect couples with their perfect kids having a perfect Christmas preparing for a perfect new year = FUCK OFF!!!!
Guaranteed she's fucking the milkman and the kid is a little bastard.
Family wearing matching Xmas Onesies, you know for a fact he's been caught with his fingers in the wrong pie so is going above and beyond.
Got a link to their profile?I know of one such couple where he came home from work early and caught his wife getting banged by some bloke from behind leant over the breakfast bar whilst she was snorting lines of coke.
I deliberately stay away from most social media because its only full of the fake stuff they want you to believe about them.
Fucj me you are not coming out of this looking wellView attachment 18046This is the future of teaching in this country. It winds me right up that people who can’t fucking spell, when they’re on a device with automatic spell check are going to teach our kids in the future.
What hope do we have?
Harsh, his spelling has become part of his persona.View attachment 18046This is the future of teaching in this country. It winds me right up that people who can’t fucking spell, when they’re on a device with automatic spell check are going to teach our kids in the future.
What hope do we have?
Fucj me you are not coming out of this looking well
So so bitter
When I put you in your place in other thread you deleted all my messages but left your own original dig. Great moderation!
I tried to play along with joke like others have made but you seem intent on being angry and having a go as if I have personally insulted you. I have already told you i can spell perfectly fine but on phone keypad I just type fast and submit(aka sausage fingers syndrome). Auto correct also ends up changing my sentences most of time to something other than ehat I intended. Do you think i apply for jobs typing like this? Or in my old job handed in reports or presentations like this? My god get a grip of yourself
This will be my second degree so don't younworry about me or future generations sunshine
Also not tagging me in this post. What are you so scared and angry about? It's weird. Are you having a bad day? Mental issues?
You want a degree I've got one to spare!!! In my coventry homeeee
I meant to delete all the posts. I realise that was the wrong place to put it. I shall do it now.
Thanks to the wanky pandemic I am having both mental and physical health issues. What that means is that I take the future and the future of my kids very very seriously.
It scares the life out of me that I could croak it next year and my kids education be left in the hands of numerous dickheads that can’t spell and can prove it with not one but two degrees.
I’m not bitter, I’ve done well for myself. You have no idea of my education or career. It’s not personal it’s just scary that someone who spells so bad and finds it acceptable to put such awful English language in the public forum will be in education for our future.
I hasten to add it’s not just you, I also know a nurse that whilst heavily pregnant and having covid symptoms then went on to go for a test and continue her normal life whilst waiting for the results. This took 4 days to come back positive. We were in lockdown 1.0 at the time and she visited her parents on several occasions. Her mother also being a nurse.
So yes I’m very worried about the future of our country, my kids and I’m fucking scared that I won’t be here to help them through it.
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