Set Jeremy Hunt on them! B-)
Set Jeremy Hunt on them! B-)Estate agents not being open evening or weekends. If you want to view somewhere you have to take time off work. Are they only selling houses to the unemployed? Really does my nut in.
Pubic hairs.
Now, how the fuck do you remove all of them in the bathroom? It seems whatever I try when cleaning, some re-appear and just move wth gay abandon around the place as I wash and wipe. How do they get places so clean on Four in a Bed, and other daytime trash TV?
I could flood the building, and when the waters subsided, it'd be the pubic hairs clinging to a surface, reluctant to move.
Probably some from the 70s hanging around, still.Tell the missus the 70's has been and gone
Probably some from the 70s hanging around, still.
Come he nuclear holocaust, it'll be them and amoebas that'll survive.
cellophane wrapping on new records. How do you get it off without scratching the album cover?
People trying to talk to you when you've waited all fucking day to listen to the new Jesus and Mary chain album. I wouldnt mind but they dont want to talk to me at all unless I put my headphones on.
We had a few friends round last week, my wife's friend turned up with her new fella and her 2 kids
They brought 4 cans of some lager from Aldi called Galahad or something I've left it in the shed
Bastards, she got through a bottle of wine on her own and he drank the good stuff
On a similar note people who plead poverty. Nah, can't afford it, things are a bit tight at the minute etc.
You never see them without food, drink, latest iPhone, bling, nails done (women), hair products dripping off them, fake tan. You get the picture. Stop frittering money then you plank.
I once took my son to a football tournament over a few days at a seaside caravan park, south coast. Before we went some parents moaned about not being able to afford 2 nights caravan, at what was a knockdown price. When we got there they spent about £40 each in the bar each night and about £40 each on junk food throughout the day.
Our kids had sandwiches we made plus fruit and a squash throughout the actual football games. Their kids had non-stop crisps, buns, pop, takeaway food. You are not poor, you are dumbasses.
Yeah, that reminds me, their kids were on the games and fruit machines all night shovelling in pound coins!When you bump into somebody from school or something who is now a crack head and it is awkward. The conversation usually consists of "how shit it is round here" and how "theres nothing to do any more".
Yeah, that reminds me, their kids were on the games and fruit machines all night shovelling in pound coins!
People who are too money orientated do my head in. Always have to tell you what things cost and make a point of it, the same as their first questions are always "how much was that".
even though you don't ask what something cost, they will soon tell you.
Or people who ask what you earn! Mind your own fucking business!How about the friend who insists on telling you that whatever you just bought he got it cheaper somewhere else?
Or people who ask what you earn! Mind your own fucking business!
I did have one job where they wrote into the contract it was a disciplinary offence if I told anyone my salary.Maybe it's because my pay scales are public knowledge, but I've never seen the issue with talking about pay. Always strikes me that people must be embarrassed about what they earn if they get that funny about it.
I did have one job where they wrote into the contract it was a disciplinary offence if I told anyone my salary.
They pretended it was because they were paying me more than my peers, I suspected rather the opposite!
Guess who was right...
i see it the other way, people generally who talk about pay and clearly not content with their earnings...Maybe it's because my pay scales are public knowledge, but I've never seen the issue with talking about pay. Always strikes me that people must be embarrassed about what they earn if they get that funny about it.
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