Set Jeremy Hunt on them! B-)
footyfrenzy
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The Americanisation of the Date in Film adverts. The film will be shown on 30th March not March 30
eastwoodsdustman
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cellophane wrapping on new records. How do you get it off without scratching the album cover?
People trying to talk to you when you've waited all fucking day to listen to the new Jesus and Mary chain album. I wouldnt mind but they dont want to talk to me at all unless I put my headphones on.
People trying to talk to you when you've waited all fucking day to listen to the new Jesus and Mary chain album. I wouldnt mind but they dont want to talk to me at all unless I put my headphones on.
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Pubic hairs.
Now, how the fuck do you remove all of them in the bathroom? It seems whatever I try when cleaning, some re-appear and just move wth gay abandon around the place as I wash and wipe. How do they get places so clean on Four in a Bed, and other daytime trash TV?
I could flood the building, and when the waters subsided, it'd be the pubic hairs clinging to a surface, reluctant to move.
Now, how the fuck do you remove all of them in the bathroom? It seems whatever I try when cleaning, some re-appear and just move wth gay abandon around the place as I wash and wipe. How do they get places so clean on Four in a Bed, and other daytime trash TV?
I could flood the building, and when the waters subsided, it'd be the pubic hairs clinging to a surface, reluctant to move.
Nick
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covcity4life
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todays chart music
all the same with distorted voices and dance beat
and ed sheerans crap too
all the same with distorted voices and dance beat
and ed sheerans crap too
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Probably some from the 70s hanging around, still.Tell the missus the 70's has been and gone
Come he nuclear holocaust, it'll be them and amoebas that'll survive.
Nick
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torchomatic
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Three or is it four years ago now I bought the new OMD album English Electric, tightly sealed but the sleeve is die-cut and half of it came away with the wrapping. Ooh, I could have crushed a grape.
Fridge freezers that pack up the day after you've filled it with shopping. Needless to say I hadn't noticed until everything had gone manky.
Stray cats too, got one at the moment that comes in when I'm at work and it smells like a rotting carcass. I've set an RSPCA trap for it but it's not daft enough to fall for it.
Stray cats too, got one at the moment that comes in when I'm at work and it smells like a rotting carcass. I've set an RSPCA trap for it but it's not daft enough to fall for it.
Captain Dart
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Sky_Blue_Daz
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We had a few friends round last week, my wife's friend turned up with her new fella and her 2 kids
They brought 4 cans of some lager from Aldi called Galahad or something I've left it in the shed
Bastards, she got through a bottle of wine on her own and he drank the good stuff
They brought 4 cans of some lager from Aldi called Galahad or something I've left it in the shed
Bastards, she got through a bottle of wine on her own and he drank the good stuff
Nick
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Stingey bastards. Have it out next time they come
People who are too money orientated do my head in. Always have to tell you what things cost and make a point of it, the same as their first questions are always "how much was that".
even though you don't ask what something cost, they will soon tell you.
oakey
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On a similar note people who plead poverty. Nah, can't afford it, things are a bit tight at the minute etc.
You never see them without food, drink, latest iPhone, bling, nails done (women), hair products dripping off them, fake tan. You get the picture. Stop frittering money then you plank.
I once took my son to a football tournament over a few days at a seaside caravan park, south coast. Before we went some parents moaned about not being able to afford 2 nights caravan, at what was a knockdown price. When we got there they spent about £40 each in the bar each night and about £40 each on junk food throughout the day.
Our kids had sandwiches we made plus fruit and a squash throughout the actual football games. Their kids had non-stop crisps, buns, pop, takeaway food. You are not poor, you are dumbasses.
You never see them without food, drink, latest iPhone, bling, nails done (women), hair products dripping off them, fake tan. You get the picture. Stop frittering money then you plank.
I once took my son to a football tournament over a few days at a seaside caravan park, south coast. Before we went some parents moaned about not being able to afford 2 nights caravan, at what was a knockdown price. When we got there they spent about £40 each in the bar each night and about £40 each on junk food throughout the day.
Our kids had sandwiches we made plus fruit and a squash throughout the actual football games. Their kids had non-stop crisps, buns, pop, takeaway food. You are not poor, you are dumbasses.
yellowbeds.co.uk
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...jokes about Chuck Norris and Pakalu Papito twittessss
Nick
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Ha I know exactly what you mean. I know somebody like that with football, he moans at a tenner a ticket too but will happily have 4 pints, food, chocolate and then loses money in the casino after.
oakey
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Yeah, that reminds me, their kids were on the games and fruit machines all night shovelling in pound coins!
Nick
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Not even the 2p machines?
Liquid Gold
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Little flies in plants. Get a new house plant and it invariably has these little bastard flies that are a pain to get rid of.
trevelfarandwide
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Tesco DVD's. They don't have that time-saving strip of red plastic that prevents you from having to chew the fucking wrapper off and nearly chip a tooth in the process.
dutchman
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How about the friend who insists on telling you that whatever you just bought he got it cheaper somewhere else?
Covstu
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Or people who ask what you earn! Mind your own fucking business!
shmmeee
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Maybe it's because my pay scales are public knowledge, but I've never seen the issue with talking about pay. Always strikes me that people must be embarrassed about what they earn if they get that funny about it.
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I did have one job where they wrote into the contract it was a disciplinary offence if I told anyone my salary.
They pretended it was because they were paying me more than my peers, I suspected rather the opposite!
Guess who was right...
olderskyblue
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When I joined Jaguar in 1984, a guy from Ford joined at the same time. We were both offered good salaries and an annual bonus. As was normal then, the guys didn't really talk between themselves about their salary, but, the union rep always knew what everyone earned. When the rep learned the 2 "new guys" salaries (higher than everyone else's in the dept) he orchestrated a "blackballing" of us 2, where nobody would assist us in our roles, give info out etc. which was necessary for us to do our jobs.
It lasted a couple of weeks, then management increased the salaries of the rest of the team... We were then extremely popular..!! :emoji_joy:
Covstu
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i see it the other way, people generally who talk about pay and clearly not content with their earnings...
Family get togethers. One of them has convinced himself Elvis is still alive and has even had a fully blown arguement regarding it. Another two have dropped on hints about them committing suicide and another has sat there farting non stop for two hours. This makes league of gentlemen look normal...