Things that annoy you (46 Viewers)

[richnrg]

imagine the poor chef who has to pre prepare a pair of pears pre service

 

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[Covstu]

Can I add 'super' word to this. I hate anything that is or has been supered.

Or when a player isn’t just a top player he is a top top player! What’s that supposed to mean?

 

[Otis]

It

Or when a player isn’t just a top player he is a top top player! What’s that supposed to mean?

It's like an 11 on a Spinal Tap amplifier I believe.

 

[Gazolba]

Insomnia
Middle lane drivers

I'm a middle lane driver because I'm never sure if I'm going to turn right or left and I want to be ready for either.
I do have insomnia though so I'm never asleep while I'm doing it.

 

[Otis]

I'm a middle lane driver because I'm never sure if I'm going to turn right or left and I want to be ready for either.
I do have insomnia though so I'm never asleep while I'm doing it.

If you're turning right on a motorway you are doing something seriously wrong.

 

[Sick Boy]

I'm a middle lane driver because I'm never sure if I'm going to turn right or left and I want to be ready for either.
I do have insomnia though so I'm never asleep while I'm doing it.

In America that is legal though, isn't it?

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

In America that is legal though, isn't it?

Marrying a child under 16 and carrying an assault rifle is too but it doesnt make it right.

 

[Sick Boy]

Marrying a child under 16 and carrying an assault rifle is too but it doesnt make it right.

I'm not saying it is.

 

[Otis]

I'm not saying it is.

If It was in America and saw a man with an under 16 year old bride I would be expecting both to be carrying an assault rifle.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I may have put this before but people who get to to the bar after you, get served before you order a huge round then a Guinness last! Scum sub human scum

 

[Covstu]

I may have put this before but people who get to to the bar after you, get served before you order a huge round then a Guinness last! Scum sub human scum

Or they get to the bar then shout back and ask what people want! Fucking annoys me!

 

[covmark]

Don't know if this has been said, but people who post pictures of their poorly kids on facebook. Don't get the mentality. When my children are ill, the last thing I think about doing is pulling a camera out to take some social media snaps. It's a sad way of fishing for a bit of sympathy.

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Don't know if this has been said, but people who post pictures of their poorly kids on facebook. Don't get the mentality. When my children are ill, the last thing I think about doing is pulling a camera out to take some social media snaps. It's a sad way of fishing for a bit of sympathy.

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Completely agree with this, or even the " please post amen " threads

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Don't know if this has been said, but people who post pictures of their poorly kids on facebook. Don't get the mentality. When my children are ill, the last thing I think about doing is pulling a camera out to take some social media snaps. It's a sad way of fishing for a bit of sympathy.

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Or tag themselves at hospital but don't say what's wrong then a load of.
"What's up Hun?"
"Inbox me"
Messages on their status!

 

[covmark]

Or tag themselves at hospital but don't say what's wrong then a load of.
"What's up Hun?"
"Inbox me"
Messages on their status!

It's making me angry just thinking about that. Haha.

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[Otis]

Chavvy pigs.

Make sure you are not eating or about to eat when you read this.

Last week in Wilkinson's a scruffy looking English family came in. Mum and grandma (about 65-70) and a toddler in a pushchair. They looked around a bit and then the mum quickly approached a member of staff and asked if there were any toilets available The staff member said no and said that the nearest was in the library building. Staff member says it seemed they needed a toilet quickly, but instead of zooming off out of the shop, they just went back to browsing the store.

The assumption was that the child needed the toilet, but after a few seconds there was an overwhelming smell of poo and the grandma simply lifted her leg at an angle and out slid the poo into the aisle.

The family just casually walked off and a trail of poo was left all along their way out of the shop.

They had to seal several aisles off to the public while they cleaned it all up.

 

[Sick Boy]

Chavvy pigs.

Make sure you are not eating or about to eat when you read this.

Last week in Wilkinson's a scruffy looking English family came in. Mum and grandma (about 65-70) and a toddler in a pushchair. They looked around a bit and then the mum quickly approached a member of staff and asked if there were any toilets available The staff member said no and said that the nearest was in the library building. Staff member says it seemed they needed a toilet quickly, but instead of zooming off out of the shop, they just went back to browsing the store.

The assumption was that the child needed the toilet, but after a few seconds there was an overwhelming smell of poo and the grandma simply lifted her leg at an angle and out slid the poo into the aisle.

The family just casually walked off and a trail of poo was left all along their way out of the shop.

They had to seal several aisles off to the public while they cleaned it all up.

Absolutely vile. What is is about this country that makes some people think sort of behaviour is in anyway normal or acceptable? It's not as though the country lacks proper facilities.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Ticket master !

Spent ages trying to get tickets for peter kay, got 2 tickets in my basket went to pay and a message come up to say tickets weren't available.
Buy the time I tried again they'd sold out

 

[chiefdave]

Spent ages trying to get tickets for peter kay

They're flying out, 10 nights sold out at the NEC now. Worth keep checking, doubt they've finished adding extra dates.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I'm sure he will do more around September October time

 

[Captain Dart]

They're flying out, 10 nights sold out at the NEC now. Worth keep checking, doubt they've finished adding extra dates.

Ticket master !

Spent ages trying to get tickets for peter kay, got 2 tickets in my basket went to pay and a message come up to say tickets weren't available.
Buy the time I tried again they'd sold out

Save the hassle & go see a comedian with original material, reasonable choice locally.
Bill Bailey: Larks in Transit (EXTRA DATE)
Danny Baker: LIVE
Richard Herring: Oh Frig I'm 50!
Sarah Millican: Control Enthusiast
Ross Noble: El Hablador
Dave Gorman

What's On

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I've got tickets to see Jon Richardson In March, I'm looking forward to that


Seen Ross noble a few years ago at the Warwick arts centre he was fantastic

 

[Nick]

Saw Peter Kay on Jonathon Ross, thought about it but thought it would be manic trying to get tickets.

 

[Nick]

Kids parties, where parents give it the fake act. They are talking and smiling, but you can see them looking each other up and down.

Blatently slate each other when one isn't there and probably looking to see if they have put out tesco biscuits or Waitrose.

Don't understand it, kids are in the same class. Don't have to pretend to be best mates

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

People who spoil their children but for their own benefit, I have a distant relative who dresses his child in fancy designer clothes every day on Facebook a picture comes through never wears the same thing twice all their friends say looks lively Hun etc I just want to say why he doesn't know if he's in a sack or Ralph Lauren, to add these are not rich people I don't know how they do it

 

[Nick]

People who spoil their children but for their own benefit, I have a distant relative who dresses his child in fancy designer clothes every day on Facebook a picture comes through never wears the same thing twice all their friends say looks lively Hun etc I just want to say why he doesn't know if he's in a sack or Ralph Lauren, to add these are not rich people I don't know how they do it

Probably credit card or catalogue. Must admit when we were expecting we did about 400 on Baby clothes on a spree. Soon realised unless it's a special occasion they will just live in baby grows all day every day. George stuff did a job.

When we have bought things like ugg boots, she has always preferred asda versions because we don't tell her to watch out for a puddle etc.

Kids don't know the difference.

 

[tommydazzle]

Wellies that don't stand up once they've been worn a few times.

All this hive smart home stuff - why would I ever need to adjust my lighting remotely or my heating? I have a thermostat which does just fine and a hand that can use a switch as I enter a room. It all seems absolutely pointless and using technology for its own sake. If anybody can enlighten me on the real benefits of this stuff then I'm prepared to be persuaded.

 

[Otis]

Wellies that don't stand up once they've been worn a few times.

All this hive smart home stuff - why would I ever need to adjust my lighting remotely or my heating? I have a thermostat which does just fine and a hand that can use a switch as I enter a room. It all seems absolutely pointless and using technology for its own sake. If anybody can enlighten me on the real benefits of this stuff then I'm prepared to be persuaded.

The disabled, those with medical problems who find movement difficult, people who are ill.

 

[tommydazzle]

yes agreed but it's being marketed for as the next best thing for every householder

 

[skybluejelly]

Wellies that don't stand up once they've been worn a few times.

All this hive smart home stuff - why would I ever need to adjust my lighting remotely or my heating? I have a thermostat which does just fine and a hand that can use a switch as I enter a room. It all seems absolutely pointless and using technology for its own sake. If anybody can enlighten me on the real benefits of this stuff then I'm prepared to be persuaded.

i agree about hive ..supposed to save you money but costs you £10 a month ..

 

[richnrg]

The disabled, those with medical problems who find movement difficult, people who are ill.

fair enough, but it's a bit harsh adding them to the list of 'things that annoy you'

 

[tommydazzle]

I think it will probably sell well but hardly ever be used, like that Breville toaster or all the extra buttons on your microwave. My daughter's boyfriend is into all this stuff and has lights that change colour controlled by his phone and even lights behind his TV which change colour synched with the screen colour. All I ever think is WHY?

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Chavs with Personal number plates. Went to the NIA last night and was stuck for an hour in the car park. We had to endure a Cock in his Range rover pumping out music at full volume whilst he and his chavletts danced around his cock machine. He had a private number plate. On the way home a chavved up Bright orange seat leon had the number plate OSOSxxy.Who in their right mind thinks that its good to have that on a bright orange car FFS.

 

[Captain Dart]

Chavs with Personal number plates. Went to the NIA last night and was stuck for an hour in the car park. We had to endure a Cock in his Range rover pumping out music at full volume whilst he and his chavletts danced around his cock machine. He had a private number plate. On the way home a chavved up Bright orange seat leon had the number plate OSOSxxy.Who in their right mind thinks that its good to have that on a bright orange car FFS.

Probably the same colour as his dick?

 

[ccfctommy]

Chavvy pigs.

Make sure you are not eating or about to eat when you read this.

Last week in Wilkinson's a scruffy looking English family came in. Mum and grandma (about 65-70) and a toddler in a pushchair. They looked around a bit and then the mum quickly approached a member of staff and asked if there were any toilets available The staff member said no and said that the nearest was in the library building. Staff member says it seemed they needed a toilet quickly, but instead of zooming off out of the shop, they just went back to browsing the store.

The assumption was that the child needed the toilet, but after a few seconds there was an overwhelming smell of poo and the grandma simply lifted her leg at an angle and out slid the poo into the aisle.

The family just casually walked off and a trail of poo was left all along their way out of the shop.

They had to seal several aisles off to the public while they cleaned it all up.

A wonkmate of mine saw someone take a shit down near the Cathedral in town. WTF!