Things that annoy you (71 Viewers)

[ccfctommy]

People holding their knife and fork in the wrong hands (correct being fork in the left).

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I do this. I'm so so sorry.

 

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[Nick]

Bus stops near traffic lights, wait in traffic, they turn green but the bus stops and blocks the road. Another 5 minutes wait.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Gender reveal events when a woman is pregnant.

Road works on the a5 where the sign says roadworks here for 12 days but they don't tell you where they start and finish.

My wife who said on Saturday whilst walking around the shops that she would like another baby, I said I have had the snip and you have had 3 c section and told to have no more and have terrible pregnancies we have 3 children and lost one during pregnancy

 

[Covstu]

Fucking delivery cunting drivers! Got back from work to find my parcel fired over my back gate in the pissing rain. Content soaked through and damaged! Fuckers!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Fucking delivery cunting drivers! Got back from work to find my parcel fired over my back gate in the pissing rain. Content soaked through and damaged! Fuckers!

We had three parcels delivered today but only one for us, we seem to be the local drop off point today was ok though as it is a sexy young woman from two doors up

 

[olderskyblue]

The Tui advert on Sky..

The recap after every break in an hour long programme. Even I can remember what happened in the last 12 minutes...

 

[Houchens Head]

!ƨbɿɒodyɘʞ yboold qɒɘʜƆ

 

[Nick]

School nativitys.

They have them in schooltime / 4pm so it means booking time off work, only they dont know what time or day yet to be able to book it off. So if I can't somehow book it off we will feel bad about not being there.

When I was a kid they got their moneys worth, we did multiple shows over about 2 days in the daytime and in the evening so everybody could do at some point.

 

[richnrg]

!ƨbɿɒodyɘʞ yboold qɒɘʜƆ

yeh - especially when they think you're not looking

 

[richnrg]

people (or one person in particular) that keep saying the words "I mean..", at the beginning of each sentence. ALL THE TIME!!!! :rage:

 

[ajsccfc]

People who start 'following' dead people on social media, I've just read some musician who died lilpeep? Has had 500,000 extra followers since he passed away less than 24 hours ago. What are people expecting them to post!?

You'd be surprised, I had Otis Redding follow me on Twitter nearly 50 years after he died.

I keep asking him to haunt my house with some sweet sounds but nothing yet

 

[Houchens Head]

One of the other things that annoys me - RB1992 He is such an annoying twat, with his superior "I love god" shit!

 

[richnrg]

old people that walk on the road instead of the pavement - usually pulling one of those 'tartan shopping bags on wheels' things.

 

[Nick]

old people that walk on the road instead of the pavement - usually pulling one of those 'tartan shopping bags on wheels' things.

Had one the other day coming through temporary roadworks on a mobility scooter. They were that slow I went through on green and had to brake because they were coming through the other way still.

 

[Otis]

old people that walk on the road instead of the pavement - usually pulling one of those 'tartan shopping bags on wheels' things.

Ah, so you've met my mum and dad then have you.

 

[Covstu]

You'd be surprised, I had Otis Redding follow me on Twitter nearly 50 years after he died.

I keep asking him to haunt my house with some sweet sounds but nothing yet

Still sitting on the dock of the bay

 

[Nick]

When you don't want people to talk to you and you just want to chill out for a minute or two, but they go on and on and on and on and on and on.

When people go upstairs to shout down to you, knowing you can't hear them.

 

[Houchens Head]

Still sitting on the dock of the bay

And still hasn't caught a bloody fish!

 

[Johnnythespider]

Politicians on light entertainment shows, Particularly Ed fuckin Balls

 

[Otis]

Politicians on light entertainment shows.

You advocating ending Have I Got News For You then?

 

[Johnnythespider]

You advocating ending Have I Got News For You then?

Not at all Otis, more aimed at the sort who lose their seat in parliament and then start popping up on panel shows, go out and get a proper job

 

[skybluedan]

Chavvy pigs.

Make sure you are not eating or about to eat when you read this.

Last week in Wilkinson's a scruffy looking English family came in. Mum and grandma (about 65-70) and a toddler in a pushchair. They looked around a bit and then the mum quickly approached a member of staff and asked if there were any toilets available The staff member said no and said that the nearest was in the library building. Staff member says it seemed they needed a toilet quickly, but instead of zooming off out of the shop, they just went back to browsing the store.

The assumption was that the child needed the toilet, but after a few seconds there was an overwhelming smell of poo and the grandma simply lifted her leg at an angle and out slid the poo into the aisle.

The family just casually walked off and a trail of poo was left all along their way out of the shop.

They had to seal several aisles off to the public while they cleaned it all up.

Hahahahaha that is quality (well it aint) but would of loved to seen your face

 

[skybluedan]

Fuckin Christmas CDs seen one advertised today Russell Watson , and here it begins Just waiting for that bastard Alfie bo

And there it is Michael ball and Alfie boe back together again cd. Utter cunts

 

[Gazolba]

Australian cricketers, almost without exception.

 

[Captain Dart]

And there it is Michael ball and Alfie boe back together again cd. Utter cunts

More utter money making cuntery

 

[Johnnythespider]

More utter money making cuntery

Oh now that's just pointless

 

[Nick]

 

[Captain Dart]

Stick to DIY and patronising you c**t!

 

[Johnnythespider]

Track 1 - I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

 

[richnrg]

track 2 - knock on wood

 

[Nick]

3 - Rihanna - SOS

 

[richnrg]

4 - Another brick in the wall

 

[Nick]

5 - Hammer time

 

[richnrg]

6 - Concrete Jungle - Specials

 

[Johnnythespider]

7- Billy don't be a hero