Things that annoy you (49 Viewers)

[skybluedan]

My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t

 

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[skybluedan]

Adverts in general. On the rare occassion I can find something worth watching on TV it feels like there's a break every 5 damn minutes. It seems all the channels I watch are synchronised to have adverts on at the same time so if I flick channels during ad breaks all I can find is more adverts. Half of my Facebook feed seems to be adverts and I've just been watching some Alice In Chain videos on Youtube and got a bloody advert for the latest Miley Cyrus video pop up on screen. WTF

Oohhh Miley I'd of probably got a wank in

 

[richnrg]

everyone on radio 'phone-ins', but especially those with cockney accents that say they are Liverpool/Manure supporters, and then say 'we' when describing what Liverpool/Manure should do/have done. FFS! You're from London you cunts. If you want to be a glory supporter then pick Chelsea, Spuds or the Arse. "Wenkers"!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t

Congratulations to you and mrs Dan (hopefully) time for snip snip after this it's a doddle

 

[skybluedan]

Congratulations to you and mrs Dan (hopefully) time for snip snip after this it's a doddle

I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off

 

[vow]

My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t

Congrats dan! (I think?)

 

[dutchman]

So when is the Stork due to pay you a visit Dan? :emoji_smiley:

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off

Don't bother watching it, I was scared shitless but a bit of cream then injection, we had a chat while he was doing it and I said to him when are you going to start and he said just about to finish, bit of swelling after. The worst bit was having to go back in to give the samples as everybody knows why you are there and I felt sorry for the people who were sitting waiting to see the fertility doctor who must think bloody show off.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Rumour: Hoffman and Elliot takeover negotiations

This annoys me.

 

[skyblueinBaku]

I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off

I had the snip years ago, Dan. It's a doddle with just a bit of discomfort for a few hours afterwards. Like TGP, I was chatting to the surgeon during the op and didn't realise he had finished while we were nattering.

 

[skybluedan]

Do they slice me nob open ?

 

[skybluedan]

So when is the Stork due to pay you a visit Dan? :emoji_smiley:

November dutch

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

November dutch

How many is that Dan?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Do they slice me nob open ?

Not quite it is easier than having a filling

 

[Liquid Gold]

November dutch

Sounds like something you smoke

 

[skybluedan]

How many is that Dan?

Second mate I got boy whose 9

 

[skybluedan]

Sounds like something you smoke

Sounds nice

 

[skybluedan]

Ordered a take away and it's saying up to two hours for delivery, up yours the seafish cafe
And if your fishburger wasn't so good I'd say fuck you

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Not annoy as such but the awkwardness when the same person holds 3/4 doors open for you in a row and you've got to say "thank you" in a different way each time.
"thanks"
"Cheers"
"Ta"

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Trying to hang a mirror on a hollow door, that's annoying!

 

[Nick]

Trying to hang a mirror on a hollow door, that's annoying!

Glue pad things

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Glue pad things

This afternoon has been spent bashing futilely at the door hinge pins, trying to make them come out.

Plan D will involve trying to glue the thing with it supported upright. I suspect jaunty angles will be the rage...

 

[wingy]

Trying to hang a mirror on a hollow door, that's annoying!

You should try those cavity raw plug type things that thread in (have a thread).
Although they're originally intended for plasterboard stud walling.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

You should try those cavity raw plug type things that thread in (have a thread).

Got some n order at screwfix, they turn up tomorrow.

 

[wingy]

Got some n order at screwfix, they turn up tomorrow.

Other thing.
Yes some hinge pins come out, although reluctant when smothered in paint, alternatively get a battery screwdriver (proper chaps one) and remove the screws.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Other thing.
Yes some hinge pins come out, although reluctant when smothered in paint, alternatively get a battery screwdriver (proper chaps one) and remove the screws.

Scared of the door not re-hanging properly if I take the hinges off the frame!

 

[ccfc92]

Sod's Law.

Also, movies where sod's law doesn't apply, and everything works out easily.

 

[skybluedan]

Me fuckin mother for letting me believe that there was a a magical farm where all my dogs went to chase after the horses in the field, and all along they were just dead

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Me fuckin mother

Another Dan perversion!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Facebook just popped on and loads of London Wasps idiots on there going on about getting to Twickenham :emoji_middle_finger:

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

That Middleton woman that got married today, who gives a shit two toffs get married and spunk a load of cash on it, the press were all over it trying to say how lovely it all is.

 

[skybluedan]

That Middleton woman that got married today, who gives a shit two toffs get married and spunk a load of cash on it, the press were all over it trying to say how lovely it all is.

Would let her take the tiniest of shit on me tel

 

[skybluedan]

Another Dan perversion!

Alright alright it was only the once and she was asleep

 

[ccfc92]

People who think slip roads are junctions.

 

[richnrg]

when commentators/anal-ists say "...and he used hardly any backlift" instead of using the correct term, "he toe-poked' it.