fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
Everyone under 30 now drops 'and' from certain sentences e.g "Do you want to go get a beer"
It bothers me to my core.
Everyone under 30 now drops 'and' from certain sentences e.g "Do you want to go get a beer"
It bothers me to my core.
Nick
Administrator
Surely they say latte rather than beer?
fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
I don't know anyone that drinks lattes mate, I'm straight.
Sick Boy
Super Moderator
There was one from up north ordering one in a bar I was in earlier. Problem was that we’re in Italy, so he didn’t understand why he’d been given hot milk. He tried to complain to a waiter who hardly spoke any English and got quite angry about it, the waiter looked at him like he was a fucking moron.
I considered helping him about for half a second but thought better of it.
Sick Boy
Super Moderator
Hahahahaha!
Tommo1993
Well-Known Member
He couldn’t go with Hadji, Chippo. Safri would’ve been weird. Even the scouse Nigerian Adebola.
But the geographical ignorance is what gets to me, unless T&T moved continents. And that he was born in Staffs anyway
LastGarrison
Well-Known Member
How long Virgin Media takes to start up every time I turn the telly on.
fernandopartridge
Well-Known Member
We could go on all day about stupid Americanisms, my latest annoyance is people saying "On weekends" get to fuck
fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
I've noticed that shops are nearly always claiming that they've sold out of plastic bags now, so you have to opt for the £1+ bags or try to carry your shopping in your hands like some kind of lunatic.
The only shop I can rely on now is the trusty off licence.
The only shop I can rely on now is the trusty off licence.
Nick
Administrator
Alan Dugdales Moustache
Well-Known Member
More and more people saying "period"
Alan Dugdales Moustache
Well-Known Member
...throwing or bowling someone a "curved ball" .FFS.
fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
Super is another one.
"I'm super excited for dinner tonight"
Imagine what these c**t kids who watch nothing but American TV on Netflix and American YouTubers will be saying in 10-20 years?
I'm super depressed at the thought.
"I'm super excited for dinner tonight"
Imagine what these c**t kids who watch nothing but American TV on Netflix and American YouTubers will be saying in 10-20 years?
I'm super depressed at the thought.
skybluesam66
Well-Known Member
Too many homophobic posts on here. You wouldn’t get away with saying that ending with I, m white
Not needed nor the associated likes
ccfcrob
Well-Known Member
Shouldn't be snowing in July should it? (Although I agree with the sentiment)
olderskyblue
Well-Known Member
Grabbing 5 minutes here and there to write some points for grendel's ask neil thread, then finding out what you've put down has already been posted by someone else...
fernandopartridge
Well-Known Member
That 'kinda' makes me feel wanna 'puke'
fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
What the fuck are you going on about?
It was clearly a joke about male bravado surrounding feminine drinks.
There was nothing homophobic about it but you're one of these idiots that go around looking for outrage and social justice while not bothering or maybe not being bright enough to understand a joke.
Which funnily enough is something that annoys me.
greys4life
Well-Known Member
Muppets who can't remember or be bothered to take a bag when they go shopping - did they plan to juggle it all the way home or do they really like to look like a prize prat trying to stuff it in their pockets while moaning about plastic bags costing the earth!
fellatio_Martinez
Well-Known Member
No, you passive aggressive little weasel. Read the post. I wasn't moaning about plastic bags but the over priced "bags for life" that cost over a £1.
What's up with people that are unable to comprehend simple posts these days?
Thatcher's Britain.
shmmeee
Well-Known Member
People with little knowledge on a subject taking a cursory glance and concocting a conspiracy theory.
Flat earth, terrorist attacks, Obama eating babies, all the way down to people on both sides of the Sisu debate here. Someone on Twitter was saying the club were inflating ST numbers because of MMJs fundraiser apparently offering him a ticket. Or people that believe entire governments/councils/whatever large grouping of people all plot together to hide some nefarious scheme.
Sorry life is boring and the illuminati isn’t real. And sorry you don’t have the intellect or the patience to actually learn that no there isn’t a secret pedo pizza place frequented by Washington elites. Flat earthers that can’t do basic maths. Free energy weirdos that don’t understand basic physics. People endlessly whining at the council for things like the colour of a building or the number of students without checking if these things are even council controlled.
Wish we could go back to before the internet when you had people who actually gave a shit and understood a topic, and those that didn’t and listened. Instead of everyone being an expert cos they read something on twitter or watched a loner in his bedroom on YouTube. The shit I get on my FB group chat about the EU. Like playing pigeons at chess.
ALL OF IT. JUST FUCK OFF.
Flat earth, terrorist attacks, Obama eating babies, all the way down to people on both sides of the Sisu debate here. Someone on Twitter was saying the club were inflating ST numbers because of MMJs fundraiser apparently offering him a ticket. Or people that believe entire governments/councils/whatever large grouping of people all plot together to hide some nefarious scheme.
Sorry life is boring and the illuminati isn’t real. And sorry you don’t have the intellect or the patience to actually learn that no there isn’t a secret pedo pizza place frequented by Washington elites. Flat earthers that can’t do basic maths. Free energy weirdos that don’t understand basic physics. People endlessly whining at the council for things like the colour of a building or the number of students without checking if these things are even council controlled.
Wish we could go back to before the internet when you had people who actually gave a shit and understood a topic, and those that didn’t and listened. Instead of everyone being an expert cos they read something on twitter or watched a loner in his bedroom on YouTube. The shit I get on my FB group chat about the EU. Like playing pigeons at chess.
ALL OF IT. JUST FUCK OFF.
vow
Well-Known Member
U ok hun? xx
Gazolba
Well-Known Member
Better would be "I'd like a coffee please".
"Can I have a coffee?" leaves open the possibility they could say "No, you can't".
And people with manners always add "please" to any request for something.
shmmeee
Well-Known Member
May I, not can I.
Used to have hours of fun (to myself) as a teacher when kids asked “can i go to the toilet” and I’d reply “I think so, go give it a go and see what happens” to blank looks.
eastwoodsdustman
Well-Known Member
Weak minded individuals who give up on something when things don’t go their way.
dutchman
Well-Known Member
Wait till people start saying "rabbet" instead of "rebate" and "sodder" in stead of "solder", really does my head in.
Wyken Sky Blue
Well-Known Member
The fact that it's almost 02:00 and I am wide awake because of the thunder & lightening and I am annoyed at the fact but I cannot be annoyed by it because it looks bloody incredible!
Never seen anything like it in the UK before!
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Never seen anything like it in the UK before!
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fernandopartridge
Well-Known Member
People calling each other 'bro' and variations of it, 'broski' being the worst.
Nick
Administrator
Hear that Fam.