Things that annoy you (18 Viewers)

[ccfc92]

I tend to go for collection when I get takeaway for that reason, unless its a curry. Never really thought about any reasoning behind it but what you've put makes sense.

Miller and Carter is literally 350 metres from my house, just measured it on Google Maps, so that should survive the journey if they delivered but when I look at some of the places you can order from you can get things from the other side of town delivered to the bottom of my road. Given most, if not all, of thier delivery drivers are on bike I'm not sure I'd trust it.

Seems very popular though.

Why would you not just eat in at Miller and Carter if it's that close? You end up paying more by using Deliveroo anyway, they charge more per item + delivery charge.

 

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[fellatio_Martinez]

which reminds me..
what is the correct thing to say, if you are the person who is on the toilet, when someone knocks on the door?
I normally go with '"just a minute.." (or similar) - which is obviously a lie, as I will then stay put for long enough for the other person to bugger off and find another toilet.

It depends. If it's at home I'll shout something like "get to fuck" but if I'm out and about in the usual places I'll just purse my lips around the glory hole and politely whisper "ocupado"

 

[Nick]

which reminds me..
what is the correct thing to say, if you are the person who is on the toilet, when someone knocks on the door?
I normally go with '"just a minute.." (or similar) - which is obviously a lie, as I will then stay put for long enough for the other person to bugger off and find another toilet.

"Can you help me tickle my balls so I can finish quicker"

 

[dutchman]

I ignore any callers unless I'm expecting them and especially don't shout anything to confirm I'm at home.

 

[Mcbean]

Nearly annoys me as much as a seat that won’t stay up for a manpiss

 

[Gazolba]

When you're on the toilet and some twat tries to open the door without knocking to check if anyone is occupying it.

I usually bend down and look for feet.

 

[richnrg]

I always bend down and look for feet.

careful!

 

[chiefdave]

This is genuinely from a BBC News report

People with a fear of small holes have claimed the design of Apple's iPhone 11 Pro is triggering their phobia.

 

[shmmeee]

This is genuinely from a BBC News report

Then dont buy it?

 

[ccfc92]

This is genuinely from a BBC News report

The BBC website is getting ridiculous. Their website is full of easily offended stories and pushing agendas now.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

The BBC website is getting ridiculous. Their website is full of easily offended stories and pushing agendas now.

It’s been pushing agendas for years

 

[ccfc92]

It’s been pushing agendas for years

I don't understand how an "unbiased" media outlet, can get away with biased news reporting.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

I don't understand how an "unbiased" media outlet, can get away with biased news reporting.

Because it’s a monopoly

 

[ajsccfc]

Known pro-Android fanatics, the BBC. Can't believe I pay my licence fee to occasionally see things that don't line up exactly with my world view

 

[shmmeee]

Because it’s a monopoly

You think there’s such a thing as a media monopoly in 2019? Aren’t you cute.

 

[ccfc92]

You think there’s such a thing as a media monopoly in 2019? Aren’t you cute.

 

[richnrg]

the saying 'dropped' (instead of 'released' (or similar))

e.g "Real Madrid have just dropped their third kit"

or "Drakes new album 'drops' tomorrow

 

[Nick]

the saying 'dropped' (instead of 'released' (or similar))

e.g "Real Madrid have just dropped their third kit"

or "Drakes new album 'drops' tomorrow

Overexcited radio presenters who seem to jizz their pants over everything and anything. Chill the fuck out, its shit.

 

[ccfc92]

the saying 'dropped' (instead of 'released' (or similar))

e.g "Real Madrid have just dropped their third kit"

or "Drakes new album 'drops' tomorrow

Maybe it's a subliminal metaphoric word.

i.e. the corporation has "dropped" their overpriced, mass produced shit on the suckers below lapping it up.

 

[xcraigx]

Overexcited radio presenters who seem to jizz their pants over everything and anything. Chill the fuck out, its shit.

Radio 1 has got to be the worst for this. Every single song, every single presenter. There was a tune on this morning by a chap from Coventry. Bigged right up so thought id give it a chance and then it sounded like pretty much every other tune they currently play. Although I did spot half way through that it didn't mention 'the feds'. 5 seconds later 'the feds' did get their shout out.

 

[Gazolba]

When you are really tired and just ready for bed so you shut down your computer and it says 'Applying Updates'.

 

[dutchman]

If that's the only thing that annoys you about your computer you're doing well!

 

[ccfc92]

My obsession with 2 and 3 drain covers...

2 drains are good luck, 3 are bad....

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

The third nail in my car tyres this year. This one at Burton today.

 

[olderskyblue]

EU flags being waved at one of the most madly british nights of the year, last night of the proms. Cretinous.

 

[shmmeee]

EU flags being waved at one of the most madly british nights of the year, last night of the proms. Cretinous.

Why are support for the EU and patriotism mutually exclusive?

 

[olderskyblue]

Patriotism
The quality of being patriotic; devotion to and vigorous support for one's country.

But...the main point is more bringing politics into a great event like the proms. Pisses me off.

 

[ccfc92]

The third nail in my car tyres this year. This one at Burton today.

Central 3/4? Repair that tyre!

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Central 3/4? Repair that tyre!

It’s getting repaired but I can’t get my head around the amount I’m getting.

 

[ccfc92]

It’s getting repaired but I can’t get my head around the amount I’m getting.

Just unlucky I guess. Do you do a lot of miles?

 

[Covstu]

My obsession with 2 and 3 drain covers...

2 drains are good luck, 3 are bad....

I do the same! Weird where these daft things come from!

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Just unlucky I guess. Do you do a lot of miles?

About 24000 per year. Got 2 in 3 weeks earlier in the year at the tip. Had it repaired this morning and it was a piece of metal about 4 inches long.

 

[ccfc92]

About 24000 per year. Got 2 in 3 weeks earlier in the year at the tip. Had it repaired this morning and it was a piece of metal about 4 inches long.

Yeah tips and building sites are the worst.

 

[Gazolba]

If that's the only thing that annoys you about your computer you're doing well!

Not the only annoying thing just the most recent.

 

[Marty]

People at work who feel like they need a reason for your absence, mind your own fucking business!