Things that annoy you (49 Viewers)

[Mcbean]

more than a fart in a lift?

That’s a question of timing ! Just as the doors shut

 

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[Nick]

People in the workplace with hygiene issues. Can't be dealing with awful, fruity BO all day.

Have a shower, use deodorant, wash your clothes.

Basics.

 

[LastGarrison]

Most passengers at airports.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

People who go swimming but don’t actually swim , just stand in the pool taking

Yes

These people are a pain like just like the side by side walkers who are chatting

 

[richnrg]

That’s a question of timing ! Just as the doors shut

true, but then you must also run up/down the stairs and catch the lift as it re-opens and see the faces of your victims in order to reap the full benefit.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

People who dry their bollocks with the hairdryer in the gym changing rooms I assume this only happens in the gents

 

[David O'Day]

People called Nigel

 

[Nick]

People who dry their bollocks with the hairdryer in the gym changing rooms I assume this only happens in the gents

Whats up with that?

 

[richnrg]

Whats up with that?

better than drying your nob in the Dyson Airblade, I suppose.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

People who dry their bollocks with the hairdryer in the gym changing rooms I assume this only happens in the gents

How dare you assume that only male changing rooms have bollocks in them! This is 2020, did you not know that women can have big hairy balls now too?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Whats up with that?

They were trying to do it at the same time as I was drying my hair

 

[covmark]

People called Nigel

I'm with you. Only ever known one Nigel. Used to work with him. That was until he was in the local newspaper for being a paedo.

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[King of the Lesbians]

People who dry their bollocks with the hairdryer in the gym changing rooms I assume this only happens in the gents

I initially read that as 'hand dryer' and had an image of blokes doing handstands to dry them...

 

[ccfc92]

People who talk over you.

Also, people who listen to reply, not understand.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

People who talk over you.

Also, people who listen to reply, not understand.

I have a few friends that will talk over each other while talking to me.

I have to tell them that I can only listen to one person at a time.

Awkward as fuck.

 

[ccfc92]

I have a few friends that will talk over each other while talking to me.

I have to tell them that I can only listen to one person at a time.

Awkward as fuck.

I don't know if people do it intentionally, but it's fucking annoying.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

taking what?

Whoops

 

[Mcbean]

I have a neighbour - he talks at you and then never listens if you make a comment - i try to avoid him unless i need something

 

[skybluejelly]

Pot holes ..and the fact that most new cars don't have a bloody spare ... 3rd time this year my wife has wrecked a tyre ..just lucky my spare fits her car ..

 

[skybluesam66]

I'm with you. Only ever known one Nigel. Used to work with him. That was until he was in the local newspaper for being a paedo.

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Saw something on tv recently about Nigels. The name has virtually gone
I think less than 5 or so named each year and none at all in one year

 

[richnrg]

Saw something on tv recently about Nigels. The name has virtually gone
I think less than 5 or so named each year and none at all in one year

one strategically placed device and you could have virtually wiped them all out in one go..
Pub welcomes 433 Nigels for party to 'celebrate Nigelness'

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

one strategically placed device and you could have virtually wiped them all out in one go..
Pub welcomes 433 Nigels for party to 'celebrate Nigelness'

One of my local hostelries! And we could have got our MP with that device too!!

 

[fernandopartridge]

Solicitors. It seems to be any crank can get a law degree and start practicing, professional standards, especially in conveyancing, are on the floor.

 

[richnrg]

Solicitors. It seems to be any crank can get a law degree and start practicing, professional standards, especially in conveyancing, are on the floor.

the carpet fitting trade has gone the same way

 

[wingy]

Solicitors. It seems to be any crank can get a law degree and start practicing, professional standards, especially in conveyancing, are on the floor.

Might as well DIY ,on the conveyancing.Virtually. did in my own case .

 

[fernandopartridge]

Might as well DIY ,on the conveyancing.Virtually. did in my own case .

Yeah, I thought that to myself. Money for old rope it really is

 

[tisza]

People who talk over you.

Also, people who listen to reply, not understand.

Seems me scatty.
Plus maybe be sexist but those men that talk over women in particular really set me off. I will stop the conversation and tell them to show some respect.

 

[richnrg]

cars with assymetrical backs - e.g.

 

[Nick]

cars with assymetrical backs - e.g.
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Whoever thought of that should be shot. Its abhorrent.

 

[ajsccfc]

Bloody hell, that reminds me of the Nissan Cube, which is the ugliest car I see on the roads other than the one I can't remember the name of that looks like the top of a different car has been bolted on

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

cars with assymetrical backs - e.g.
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When there was absolutely no need, sure, and i think it is part of the reason for JLR's downward spiral - their new batch of designers haven't got a clue.
But there was a reason for this one to be asymmetrical (have to say this, as i have one!)..

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Bloody hell, that reminds me of the Nissan Cube, which is the ugliest car I see on the roads other than the one I can't remember the name of that looks like the top of a different car has been bolted on

It's like a Johnny-Cab in Total Recall!
I think it might be the inbred cousin of the Kiarsehole .. sorry Kia Soul

 

[richnrg]

When there was absolutely no need, sure, and i think it is part of the reason for JLR's downward spiral - their new batch of designers haven't got a clue.
But there was a reason for this one to be asymmetrical (have to say this, as i have one!)..

Ah, but that one looks OK, as it is in 'balance'.

I now realise that it is 'un-balanced' asymmetrical cars that annoy me.

 

[Nick]

Those videos that get sent round with the sex noises to try and make you look silly at work.

At least send actual porn if that's the plan else you will get a meatspin link back when you least expect it.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Ah, but that one looks OK, as it is in 'balance'.

I now realise that it is 'un-balanced' asymmetrical cars that annoy me.

Phew - i'd hate to have to scrap mine because it annoyed you