Things that annoy you (15 Viewers)

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Have you and colleagues ever auditioned for The Office?

There is far more that goes on there it is more crazy than you can imagine, we had a lad who was asked to leave the company after being caught filming himself wanking in the toilets he sent the image to his girlfriend they split up and she sent it to the company, thing is he is back now and trying to slither his way back into our department.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

we had a lad who was asked to leave the company after being caught filming himself wanking in the toilets

 

[Sbarcher]

There is far more that goes on there it is more crazy than you can imagine, we had a lad who was asked to leave the company after being caught filming himself wanking in the toilets he sent the image to his girlfriend they split up and she sent it to the company, thing is he is back now and trying to slither his way back into our department.

WoW - he has some "balls" to go back to your place, and a bloody thick skin.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

WoW - he has some "balls" to go back to your place, and a bloody thick skin.

When he was eighteen an overweight ugly female gave him a lift home just before they got there she pulled over and gave him a blow job in the car, he had great pleasure in telling everybody at work including a colleague that was sleeping with her (he told the bloke that she had said that his cock was bigger). She then sent him so nudes which he shared with management. Honestly there is a story a night at this place.

 

[chiefdave]

When he was eighteen an overweight ugly female gave him a lift home just before they got there she pulled over and gave him a blow job in the car

Any jobs going? Will need a lift

 

[Grendel]

When he was eighteen an overweight ugly female gave him a lift home just before they got there she pulled over and gave him a blow job in the car, he had great pleasure in telling everybody at work including a colleague that was sleeping with her (he told the bloke that she had said that his cock was bigger). She then sent him so nudes which he shared with management. Honestly there is a story a night at this place.

I used to visit an outlet that employed an introducer who was basically a 50 something fruitcake who dressed like a porn star. Customers complained about her - she looked ridiculous

then she sent an e mail to a junior sales guy inviting him to visit her in a meeting room and had a video attached camcording her with no knickers on

He complained and then it got escalated to the franchise director. Unfortunately this chap was a sex alcohol and drug addicted nightmare. I had to meet him the week after he assessed the situation at the work place

He said he wasn’t getting rid of her - he did t see the fuss but thought he might have at least got a shag out the visit, but was disappointed as she looked like a right old trout so couldn’t be bothered

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

TiK Tok crazes
Social Media crazes

Actually...

TiK ToK
Social Media

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[Skybluefaz]

That new Grohl/Jagger song. Easy Sleazy. Shite.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Walkers’ crisps filling about 90% of the bag with air

 

[shmmeee]

Walkers’ crisps filling about 90% of the bag with air

 

[Sick Boy]

Apple claiming they are saving the environment by not including a plug in their new phones to make me use an old one, whilst simultaneously switching the USB connection so I have to buy a new plug.

Twats

Or just get a usb c to usb cable

 

[wingy]

Universal chargers, design mandated for a ten year life without physical changes please.

 

[Sbarcher]

Universal chargers, design mandated for a ten year life without physical changes please.

Wasn't this agreed some time ago by the EU (well before Brexit) to minimise electrical waste?

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Personal Trainers that put 'PT' after their name on social media.

Up there with the twats that put 'BEng, MEng CEng MIET' after their name on LinkedIn

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[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Personal Trainers that put 'PT' after their name on social media.

Up there with the twats that put 'BEng, MEng CEng MIET' after their name on LinkedIn

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....to be fair, I think a Chartered Engineer has probably done a bit more than a few star jumps to earn their letters.......

I don't use PTs or Linkedin by the way.

Yours, Jimmyhillsfanclub BEng (Hons) PGDip MInstR

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

....to be fair, I think a Chartered Engineer has probably done a bit more than a few star jumps to earn their letters.......

I don't use PTs or Linkedin by the way.

Yours, Jimmyhillsfanclub BEng (Hons) PGDip MInstR

Meet me down the 'sheaf in half an hour m8

Yours, BSB MChem (Hons) PGCE AMRSC

 

[shmmeee]

Property LinkedIn is full of people with BA after their name. Like, mate, come on.

 

[Deleted member 11652]

Liverpool fans and the yearly tributes to Hillsborough

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Meet me down the 'sheaf in half an hour m8

Yours, BSB MChem (Hons) PGCE AMRSC

Bring it .....but I gotta warn ya, I'll also come armed to the teeth with City & Guilds....

 

[SBAndy]

Personal Trainers that put 'PT' after their name on social media.

Up there with the twats that put 'BEng, MEng CEng MIET' after their name on LinkedIn

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What have you got against the Beng Meng Ceng Miet family?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Bring it .....but I gotta warn ya, I'll also come armed to the teeth with City & Guilds....

I'll bring the missus' MA and PGCEs as back up.

 

[Bugsy]

Liverpool fans and the yearly tributes to Hillsborough

wouldn't be saying that if it was one of your family members that tragically past.

 

[Deleted member 11652]

wouldn't be saying that if it was one of your family members that tragically past.

I guess I’ve worded it wrong. I don’t mind the tributes, it’s the failure to admit that it was Liverpool fans to blame.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Outside of a work setting, anybody who uses their qualifications etc. is a right pompous cock.

One of my neighbours used to sign his emails MA (Oxon) ffs!

 

[fernandopartridge]

I guess I’ve worded it wrong. I don’t mind the tributes, it’s the failure to admit that it was Liverpool fans to blame.

It wasn't

 

[skybluesam66]

It wasn't

you are getting confused with Heysel.
In terms of hillsborough, they were not blameless, but clearly not the cause of what happened,

I remember their Semi Final against Arsenal at Highfield road - So many of them bragging of getting into the ground without a ticket

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

....to be fair, I think a Chartered Engineer has probably done a bit more than a few star jumps to earn their letters.......

I don't use PTs or Linkedin by the way.

Yours, Jimmyhillsfanclub BEng (Hons) PGDip MInstR

Oh yeah I'm not saying that, it's those that have to list every single fucking accreditation afterwards, or at all. Let your CV do the talking

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[Terry Gibson's perm]

Oh yeah I'm not saying that, it's those that have to list every single fucking accreditation afterwards, or at all. Let your CV do the talking

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The beauty industry is notorious for letters after their names some of them need a separate card just for the qualifications, I know one lady who has loads of them hasn’t stopped her being a twat though.

 

[Deleted member 4439]

Outside of a work setting, anybody who uses their qualifications etc. is a right pompous cock.

One of my neighbours used to sign his emails MA (Oxon) ffs!

There is also a trend inside my works for people with PhDs to give themselves the title of Dr in their signature, even though it's the civil service and we don't care one iota that you have a PhD.

Dubed, BA, BSc, MSc, PhD.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

There is also a trend inside my works for people with PhDs to give themselves the title of Dr in their signature, even though it's the civil service and we don't care one iota that you have a PhD.

Dubed, BA, BSc, MSc, PhD.

They really shouldn't. Technically, it's Dr. Wisdom but it seems so pompous, especially when it's not a medical doctorate - you wouldn't want me stepping forward on a plane if you'd had a heart attack! I once fell out with one of our stakeholders (for wont of a better word!) who insisted on calling me Dr. and refusing to use my first name, even when I asked them to. In the end I snapped and told them it was a horrendous affectation that was embarrassing, and totally irrelevant.

They weren't happy after that.

Now obviously there are times when it might be relevant, but don't use it until it is... which is very rarely these days!

I suppose I should also add in the annoyance, people who treat you differently once they find what title you have. I mean, just decide if you like or hate me, think I'm competent or incompetent based on what I *do*!

 

[shmmeee]

There is also a trend inside my works for people with PhDs to give themselves the title of Dr in their signature, even though it's the civil service and we don't care one iota that you have a PhD.

Dubed, BA, BSc, MSc, PhD.

Hard disagree. If I’d finished my PhD EVERYONE including my kids, and my missus in bed would be made to call me Dr. That’s half the point of it.

Edited to add very important Oxford comma

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Hard disagree. If I’d finished my PhD EVERYONE including my kids and my missus in bed would be made to call me Dr. That’s half the point of it.

I disagree with your disagreement

 

[shmmeee]

I disagree with your disagreement

I defer to your better judgement Dr

 

[Deleted member 4439]

I agree with your disagreement over the disagreement.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

I defer to your better judgement Dr

Tell you what as well, as soon as you start using your qualifications in arguments... inevitably there'll be a bigger expert comes along somewhere.

I have decided I quite like Dr Wisdom though, sounds like some terrible character in a pulp fiction thriller!