To be honest, I was still pronouncing it ‘yokkerez’ until I heard an audio clip of it pronounced ‘yoh-shear-rez’.
My mind was sent back to when David Pleat used to co-commentate on matches, and how he’d butcher the foreign surnames whilst sounding quite amused doing so.
Also, Paul Elliot during the 1998 World Cup and pronouncing Deschamps exactly how it was spelled, with Martin O’Neill next to him cringing.
The Ndlovu reference just made me think of Ray Stubbs on Fantasy Football League, self deprecating and crooning “Peter Un-lurrrrrrve…”