Things that you do, that annoy others (1 Viewer)

[richnrg]

is there anything that you do, deliberately or otherwise, that regularly annoys others?

 

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[Otis]

Post on here.

 

[Nick]

Breath

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Turn volume (tv, radio) onto an even number.

 

[Nick]

I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.

I am terrible for it, even more so when they start raging on a 2 lane dual carriage way because they are doing 30 in the right hand lane so I undertake them. Then they start going apeshit about it flashing their lights.

Get the hint that there's a queue of cars behind you and move over and people wouldn't have to.

 

[richnrg]

Turn volume (tv, radio) onto an even number.

I can see how that would be annoying - odd number volumes always sound better.

 

[Astute]

I tell the truth. And I don't mind if people don't like the answer. So don't bother asking me a question if it is only a certain answer you are after.

The wife stopped asking me if she looks fat in a dress she has just put on years ago.

 

[richnrg]

I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.

whilst I agrree with you, I do feel that too much undertaking may lead to the undertakers.

 

[Ranjit Bhurpa]

Saying 'yes dear' repeatedly to the missus when I'm in switched off mode. Annoys the hell out of her.

 

[olderskyblue]

Correcting people's grammar

Breath

It's not breath, it's Breathe..

 

[richnrg]

Correcting people's grammar



It's not breath, it's Breathe..

It's not his grammar that your are correcting - it's his spelling.

 

[olderskyblue]

It's not his grammar that your are correcting - it's his spelling.

* you are...

 

[richnrg]

* you are...

oh fuck

 

[pastythegreat]

Saying 'yes dear' repeatedly to the missus when I'm in switched off mode. Annoys the hell out of her.

I always say "we'll see when she asks questions about things I don't really wanna do.
Her "Shall we go and see my Mum at the weekend?"
Me " We'll see!".

Only problem now is when I get into bed and ask for sex and she comes back with " We'll see!"

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[richnrg]

I always say "we'll see when she asks questions about things I don't really wanna do.
Her "Shall we go and see my Mum at the weekend?"
Me " We'll see!".

Only problem now is when I get into bed and ask for sex and she comes back with " We'll see!"

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perhaps you should go round and see her mum

 

[bringbackrattles]

I tend to say a lot at matches : " George Hudson would have buried that,and George Curtis would have put him in row Z. Is that why I end up sitting on my own ?

 

[pastythegreat]

perhaps you should go round and see her mum

What for sex??

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[skybluegod]

I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.

And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.

 

[Astute]

And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.

Middle lane drivers cause accidents. That is why they now get fined.

My favourite is to pull from the slow lane to the fast lane, overtake then pull sharply back to the slow lane without indicating. I miss their front bumper by inches. The vast majority then get into the slow lane like they should.

 

[pastythegreat]

Correcting people's grammar



It's not breath, it's Breathe..

Grammar, the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!

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[pastythegreat]

Middle lane drivers cause accidents. That is why they now get fined.

My favourite is to pull from the slow lane to the fast lane, overtake then pull sharply back to the slow lane without indicating. I miss their front bumper by inches. The vast majority then get into the slow lane like they should.

Don't think I've heard of a single person who's been fined since the law came in.

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[Astute]

Don't think I've heard of a single person who's been fined since the law came in.

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They are on the spot fines. Would have a better effect if in court, fine and 3 points. We have a lack of police as well though.

Lancashire police lead clamp down on middle-lane motorway drivers

Shocking that only one police force takes it seriously.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

My wife would say continuing to breathe

 

[skybluegod]

Middle lane drivers cause accidents. That is why they now get fined.

My favourite is to pull from the slow lane to the fast lane, overtake then pull sharply back to the slow lane without indicating. I miss their front bumper by inches. The vast majority then get into the slow lane like they should.

Oh cause that won’t cause an accident if you misjudge?
I didn’t say middle lane drivers didn’t cause accidents, but I guarantee undertaking causes more.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.

See what I've done there. look at the thread title

 

[skybluegod]

See what I've done there. look at the thread title

I know the thread title, doesn’t mean you aren’t an idiot

 

[LastGarrison]

Cracking my bones in either my knuckles or my ankles.

I find it therapeutic and the missus absolutely despises it.

Win win.

 

[Nick]

And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.

Surely the crash happens if they pull in without looking in the mirror?

Sometimes there's no real other option but to undertake.

 

[Astute]

Surely the crash happens if they pull in without looking in the mirror?

Sometimes there's no real other option but to undertake.

They are in the middle lane as they don't pull in so is a safe manoeuvre

 

[Astute]

Oh cause that won’t cause an accident if you misjudge?
I didn’t say middle lane drivers didn’t cause accidents, but I guarantee undertaking causes more.

I drive on track. I am used to driving like that at higher speed with corners all over. Have never had an accident on the road in a car. And I drive a lot more miles than most.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

They are in the middle lane as they don't pull in so is a safe manoeuvre

You can tell whether people are going to pull in or not, and its usually not. Its not even a dangerous manouvre most of the time as the retards dont even consider pulling in unless they want to come off at the junction.

 

[skybluegod]

I drive on track. I am used to driving like that at higher speed with corners all over. Have never had an accident on the road in a car. And I drive a lot more miles than most.

That’s your excuse? Really?

 

[skybluegod]

Surely the crash happens if they pull in without looking in the mirror?

Sometimes there's no real other option but to undertake.

Or it happens when someone like Astute, purposefully gets close to bumper of the other car to make the point, and then if they don’t predict it, and they accelerate a little, there is your crash.

I hate middle lane drivers, but the old saying ‘2 wrongs don’t make a right.’ And people thinking they are so good they can’t crash is idiotic, so yes they are right posting in this thread but it doesn’t mean they aren’t cocks.

 

[Astute]

That’s your excuse? Really?

Excuse?
For what?

It sounds to me like you are a middle lane hog.