Today's Telegraph Headline News

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  1. Nick

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    In the telegraph, it's a girl from solihull bought a bobble from ASDA and the dye came off onto her hair while she was wearing it in a paddling pool.

    No wonder they are dragging out as many CCFC stories as possible.

    1. Why on earth is this news? What possesses people to run to the press about it?
    2. Why is this the main news on the website, when it isn't even in Coventry?

    Is there really no actual news nowadays?
     
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  2. Otis

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    Not really.
     
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    Tomorrow's front page


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  5. Nick

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    At least he romanced it though, rather than just treating it like a piece of meat.
     
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    The Telegraph also removed the bit about him being a Leicester City supporter, so as not to cause him any personal embarrassment.
     
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    Well, he does have an LE postcode.
     
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    Looks like Ron Jeremy. Hope the horse is ok now.
    Joking aside though, The blokes a sex pest and has some very strange things going on. Surely he's a danger to the public. Especially at this time of year with all of the pantomimes going on.
     
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  9. Otis

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    The weird bit (apart from the horse) is that he is now no longer allowed to buy nappies.

    WTF! And how on earth can that be policed? Surely you can just go to Tesco and buy nappies. Unless they are checking on him on a daily basis that is surely impossible stance to maintain.

    The guy has sex with horses. He's hardly in a stable condition is he.
     
  10. Nick

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    Maybe the horse stuff was just the final straw? He should have been send to jail though, no bail.
     
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    Surely you meant "no bale"?
     
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    Hay Dutchman, not fair to saddle Nick with that one.
    The mane issue has to be whether he's safe to be out.
     
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    These Thespians look happy enough.
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    Wonder where this bloke is?
     
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    Typical Telegraph trying to Stir rup a headline.
     
  15. Nick

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    You have had a mare with that one.
     
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    I'd say it's consistent with the thread in the Mane. B-)
     
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    He Wasn't even faithfull to Ruby.
     
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    I heard she was easy. All it took was an apple.

    I wonder how many hands were involved. Suppose once he got the bit between the teeth nothing was going to get in his way. Mind, maybe there were blinkers on and he wasn't quite aware of what he was doing.


    Did they give his address out? Wondering if it was Bray Lane or somewhere in the shires.
     
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    Somewhere between the waitress and her table.
    Thank goodness he's now been reined in.
     
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    He was only monkeying around. No that’s not right is it??
     
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    No, it's not. He couldn't afford a monkey. He only had a pony in his pocket.
     
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    Did the horse even realise anything was happening, have you seen a horses appendage
     
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    He was either packing, or he couldn't feel anything.
     
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    Nor Ruby. B-)
     
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    Put a bag of hay up for Ruby and fill your boots. Close the stable when you are done, no messing.
     
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    Shakey Head emoji!! :-o
     
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    Have the Telegraph mentioned yesterday's snow at all?
     
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    Even by the English 'its snowing everyone panic' standard 24 snow stories as they had on their website front page when I looked yesterday is a touch excessive.
     
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    I'm sure the coverage is more in depth today.
     
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    And in the dullest part of the island! I know. I spent two years in Totland before moving to Newport!
     
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    It is dull. I lived at Colwell Bay for 10 years. A stones throw from Totland, as you probably know. Having said that, Newport is hardly a thriving metropolis.

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    Correct, 35 snow stories on the front page now!
     
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    It is, compared to Colwell and Totland Bay! :emoji_laughing:
     

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