Transfer Rumour Van Ewijk - Confirmed (16 Viewers)

[AFCCOVENTRY]

There’s a lot wrong with people on this forum

 

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[mmttww]

There’s a lot wrong with people on this forum

"This is a conversation..."
"Yes."

 

[covcity4life]

Hopefully it's a good sign. He sounds like the real deal

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Fans at the first home game of the season be like…

Apologies for the poor picture, I’m not very artistic so just asked AI to generate me a photo of a fan holding up a sign at a Cov match hahaha

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Cold War Steves got nothing on you.

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

Fans at the first home game of the season be like…

Apologies for the poor picture, I’m not very artistic so just asked AI to generate me a photo of a fan holding up a sign at a Cov match hahaha

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The most accurate thing in that photo is the levels of segregation between the upper and lower tiers - the AI knows about the SAG’s wrath

 

[Skybluedownunder]

Cold War Steves got nothing on you.

This any better?

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[Manchester_sky_blue]

This any better?

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Im gonna say no......... Giant Voldemort is not an improvement..🫣

 

[San Francisco]

This any better?

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Hahaha, talk about a huge football fan!

 

[Terry_dactyl]

The most accurate thing in that photo is the levels of segregation between the upper and lower tiers - the AI knows about the SAG’s wrath

She also seems to be on the pitch. And there’s other stuff on the pitch too.

Unless, it’s the halftime entertainment.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

And he’s now asked a 3rd journalist

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Just doing an article on him as he has nothing else to write about.

 

[San Francisco]

Unless, it’s the halftime entertainment.

Must be. Couple hundred fellas on the pitch getting handjobs from Saddlebrains.

 

[fatso]

Must be. Couple hundred fellas on the pitch getting handjobs from Saddelbrains.

Can you reach the goal from the half way line competition?

 

[San Francisco]

Can you reach the goal from the half way line competition?

My cock ain't that long mate.

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

My cock ain't that long mate.

Don't be so hard on yourself mate

 

[long way home]

Is it like the meat counter at asda, take a ticket and wait for your number to be called.

 

[Pezza]

All he has to do is pick up the phone and call these journalists directly, why not do that Andy?

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

All he has to do is pick up the phone and call these journalists directly, why not do that Andy?

 

[PVA]

I have seen Fulham, Leeds, Benfica, Sporting, Feyenoord amongst others linked to van Ewijk. I don't see how we can compete with any of those if they are genuinely interested, so trying not to get too excited about this one.

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

I have seen Fulham, Leeds, Benfica, Sporting, Feyenoord amongst others linked to van Ewijk. I don't see how we can compete with any of those if they are genuinely interested, so trying not to get too excited about this one.

Tbf James Maddison was linked to Liverpool and Tottenham that January and ended up going to Championship Norwich. A lot of these links will just be his agent stirring things up. Us and Anderlecht are the only teams reported to have actually bid for him I believe.

 

[Hoofhearted]

And he’s now asked a 3rd journalist

Even the Dutch media have heard how useless Andy Turner is

 

[Saddlebrains]

Just spoke to the club, if he does sign Dougs going to make tickets available to the wanking off sessions as part of his push to increase revenue, only those with 900+ points first

Trying to use an executive box but they're a bit steep so it may replace kick it for a ticket one game

 

[Tomh111]

Just spoke to the club, if he does sign Dougs going to make tickets available to the wanking off sessions as part of his push to increase revenue, only those with 900+ points first

Trying to use an executive box but they're a bit steep so it may replace kick it for a ticket one game

Was hoping it would be a perk of being in the Premier League Gold Card Super Club I joined

 

[Hoofhearted]

Just spoke to the club, if he does sign Dougs going to make tickets available to the wanking off sessions as part of his push to increase revenue, only those with 900+ points first

Trying to use an executive box but they're a bit steep so it may replace kick it for a ticket one game

"When asked for comment Mr King says he expects Saddle to end up looking like a painters radio"

Andy Turner CET

 

[Bennettbarnet]

I'll patiently wait my turn

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[AFCCOVENTRY]

We’ve gone back with a 3rd bid for him

 

[Old Warwickshire lad]

Just spoke to the club, if he does sign Dougs going to make tickets available to the wanking off sessions as part of his push to increase revenue, only those with 900+ points first

Trying to use an executive box but they're a bit steep so it may replace kick it for a ticket one game

Just out of interest,how is the sale of the boxes going?
Or is that just starting another argument ?

 

[Skyblue_CP]

We’ve gone back with a 3rd bid for him

It’s the hope that kills you, what a signing this would be, surely the fact we’ve gone back in with a 2nd and 3rd bid means the player has indicated that he’s at least interested in coming here.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Done deal

 

[Otis]

Just spoke to the club, if he does sign Dougs going to make tickets available to the wanking off sessions as part of his push to increase revenue, only those with 900+ points first

Trying to use an executive box but they're a bit steep so it may replace kick it for a ticket one game

Come again?

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Done deal

doubt it.

 

[David O'Day]

Time to break this out is it?

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Imagine Van Ewijk and Tatsu on the right side. Championship will be quaking in their boots.

 

[Bennettbarnet]

Come again?

Yes, as many times as you want in your 15 minute slot.

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[Otis]

Yes, as many times as you want in your 15 minute slot.

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My slot's open 24 hours I'll have you know