If you think it’s all very amicable despite no quotes from Adi, Robins, King, the players etc then fine but that would be an odd take on the evidence presented so far. Boddy got a far better statement when he left ……
As they say "absence of evidence isn't evidence".
You may be right, AV may have asked the performance lass to give her a California Hot Plate, or he might have identified that Doug is Joy in drag. Could be anything.
But until we know people are just filling the void with theories and nothing more. I'm happy to believe the clubs until something credible points to the contrary.
I do get where you are coming from, but don't forget Fadz was unceremoniously dumped out back in January without any fanfare. Did we believe he had been stealing screenwash from the clubshop?