Brilliant!Tick one off for the men.
Our carbon monoxide detector kept beeping just now, so I looked on the display of the unit and it had the code 97.
Puzzled as to what that was I went and dug out the instructions. Couldn't see anything for the code 97, so still baffled I looked on the internet. The blooming thing still beeping away.
Was just about to evacuate the family from the house when I found out that the code was in fact 'lb' (low battery) and we had the unit upside down!!
Numpty!!
If you're gonna be misogynistic, you could at least get the grammar right. Women sayjust watching yesterdays goals on central news
and my wife says oh look Northampton play at sixfields as well
Several years ago I was watching a test match on the TV. My daughter came into the room took one look at the screen and seeing all the players in white kit, immediately said
"How do the audience know which team is which?"
Even saying "audience" is wrong!
That's not as bad as when they realise they've seen something before that you haven't and tell you what's going to happen.When watching a movie or a drama, my Mrs often says "What happens next"? FFS, how would I know?
My missus does that all the time. A brand new, never seen before programme and she will ask what is going to happen next!When watching a movie or a drama, my Mrs often says "What happens next"? FFS, how would I know?
My missus does that all the time. A brand new, never seen before programme and she will ask what is going to happen next!
The power to predict the future is not something to be sniffed at though and would be a lovely string to my bow.
If you're gonna be misogynistic, you could at least get the grammar right. Women say
They are a strange breed at times.When watching a movie or a drama, my Mrs often says "What happens next"? FFS, how would I know?
He also thought Albinos came from Albania.
That's easy, the winning team would be the Aussies.My best one is that about 15 years ago I was watching England v Oz test match on TV. My daughter came into the room and saw that all the players were in whites and asks me and I quote " How do the audience know which team is which"
This post not specific to any gender.
As a family, we were playing Articulate last night. It's a game where you have to describe a word on a card and your partner has to guess the word. We had some pretty inaccurate descriptions such as 'It's a place in Italy where they go boating". Lake Genoa says I, confidently. When I find it's wrong I just as confidently replied Venice.
Nope, turns out it was Vienna.
But my favourite was another team's efforts. "It's a vegetable and we grow it in the garden". The correct answer (raspberry) was given immediately.
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