The Hyam song hasn’t caught on because it’s shit, too short and only good for 1 verse - it’s not something you would really repeat & by the time it’s caught on it’ll be pretty much over. I agree he needs a song, but ‘Hyam The One & Only’ isn’t it.
I’m going to be the first to say the Gyokeres song needs a lot of work as well. I think doing it to ‘Spirit In The Sky’ is great, but we’re omitting or adding two or three syllables each line which makes it sound forced and shit. There’s a reason it has only had half-arsed airings this season despite him being one of our better players.
We sang the Shipley song for about 20 minutes at home the other week, but only sung the Gyokeres song maybe once all game.
Go-ing on up to the spi-rit in the sky (11 syllables)
We’ve got a big Swede in our side (8 syllables)
…and that’s only the first line. Rewrite it or bin it off.