Things that annoy you (14 Viewers)

[Otis]

Pills I had weren't touching it. Quack gave me a new set of magic ones and I can walk again!

Diversifying slightly, my dad has had an ulcer on his leg for 13 years. Been given him so much grief and he has had twice weekly trips to the clinic to treat it and dress it.

They tried all sorts of things and then tried all those things over and over again ad nauseum month upon month, year upon year.

Three weeks ago they decided to put honey on the ulcer.

Ulcer was completely gone in 10 days. What a waste of NHS money. Why didn't anyone think of doing this sooner?

 

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[Terry Gibson's perm]

Diversifying slightly, my dad has had an ulcer on his leg for 13 years. Been given him so much grief and he has had twice weekly trips to the clinic to treat it and dress it.

They tried all sorts of things and then tried all those things over and over again ad nauseum month upon month, year upon year.

Three weeks ago they decided to put honey on the ulcer.

Ulcer was completely gone in 10 days. What a waste of NHS money. Why didn't anyone think of doing this sooner?

It's because Winnie the poo had all the honey.

 

[Ian1779]

Another thing, people who can't put ecigs down and have to carry them wherever they are.

What the hell is up with that?

My mum wears one on a lanyard round her neck - she looks like a right dickhead.

 

[Johnnythespider]

What about looking at me dick in the mirror?

Is it one of those mirrors that make your head look bigger ?

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[vow]

Top 20 comedies list of the 21st Century from the Radio Times has pissed me right off

 

[andrew.roberts]

Danny Rose's lilac football boots

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[chiefdave]

Coloured boots are bad enough but at least have them matching!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Netflix choice being fat better abroad then in the uk

 

[Johnnythespider]

People that use shopping trolleys like a zimmer frame

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[skybluedan]

Is it one of those mirrors that make your head look bigger ?

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Hahahaha it is mate

 

[skybluedan]

People that use shopping trolleys like a zimmer frame

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My mate many a moon back tried to ride a trolley in Safeway , you know the push and the lean on your front one
Problem was he never judged the balance right and it wheelies back and knocked his two front teeth out

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Moped/scooter and quad bike riders who don't wear helmets, pull wheelies on the road when your behind them
And I seen one lad today riding up the Keresley road with one leg over his handle bars
There seems to be bloody loads on the road lately

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

That jolly weatherman who does central news
He gets my nerves
I'm sure he was in eastenders too

 

[Otis]

That jolly weatherman who does central news
He gets my nerves
I'm sure he was in eastenders too

If he's jolly there's no way he has ever been in EastEnders.

 

[skyblue1991]

Wankers on trains that sit down and rest their bags (laptop bags usually whilst they are working) on the adjacent seat so others cannot sit down.

Fuck off, you didn't buy a ticket for your bag so why should it be entitled a seat?

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[skybluedan]

Wankers on trains that sit down and rest their bags (laptop bags usually whilst they are working) on the adjacent seat so others cannot sit down.

Fuck off, you didn't buy a ticket for your bag so why should it be entitled a seat?

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Fuck that mate if they ain't moving it , it's getting sat on

 

[skybluedan]

The French really annoy me and to be more precise a French women who works in a bakery handling my baguette who has the most hairy arm pits and stinks of bo called krista

 

[fernandopartridge]

Transfer deadline day and the ridiculous americanised charade that surrounds it. Am I right in thinking that american football or one of the other shite sports they play across the pond has something similar?

 

[covmark]

Transfer deadline day and the ridiculous americanised charade that surrounds it. Am I right in thinking that american football or one of the other shite sports they play across the pond has something similar?

Bang on, as soon as that c**t Jim White comes on, I switch off.

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[vow]

Transfer deadline day and the ridiculous americanised charade that surrounds it. Am I right in thinking that american football or one of the other shite sports they play across the pond has something similar?

I think you're right, it's American Football "The Draft"?

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Loves it when bloke flashed a dildo at the reporter one year. It should be made compulsary at every premier league ground that a giant yellow one comes out at every report.
It would soon put a stop to it all.

 

[skybluedan]

Loves it when bloke flashed a dildo at the reporter one year. It should be made compulsary at every premier league ground that a giant yellow one comes out at every report.
It would soon put a stop to it all.

Yeah it was getting mad but funny at least. I liked the kid shouting c**t

 

[Nick]

I think you're right, it's American Football "The Draft"?

Isn't the draft like where the teams pick players though? Like being at school.

 

[chiefdave]

Bang on, as soon as that c**t Jim White comes on, I switch off.

I love the way they count down to the window closing and then immediately tell you singings can come through after that anyway.

 

[skyblue1991]

Yeah it was getting mad but funny at least. I liked the kid shouting c**t

I would pay for one of the SSN presenters to do this to one of the fans in the background:

 

[Gazolba]

People that say 'very unique'.

 

[Otis]

People that say 'very unique'.

How else am I supposed to describe a lady's front bottom when she sticks it in my face and asks me what I think of it?

 

[skybluedan]

That bastard Ronald for not doing mcmuffins all day the c**t

 

[Otis]

I like him. :joyful:

Anyone who's got any kids will know this one.....

Social media! They are all posting photos on Instagram looking their very, very best (sometimes doctored and embellished) and then they put the comment 'Not sure.'

They are all doing it and they are all just looking for praise so they can feel better about themselves.

Luckily my daughter doesn't do it, but all her friends do and when we were in London last week I asked another mum and she said they all do it down there too.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I like him. :joyful:

Anyone who's got any kids will know this one.....

Social media! They are all posting photos on Instagram looking their very, very best (sometimes doctored and embellished) and then they put the comment 'Not sure.'

They are all doing it and they are all just looking for praise so they can feel better about themselves.

Luckily my daughter doesn't do it, but all her friends do and when we were in London last week I asked another mum and she said they all do it down there too.

They are obviously trying their hardest so if they put not sure just put me neither

 

[Otis]

They are obviously trying their hardest so if they put not sure just put me neither

I am so tempted!

I do go on my daughter's Instagram and put the odd message or too and I have been severely tested on this one.

 

[skybluedan]

How else am I supposed to describe a lady's front bottom when she sticks it in my face and asks me what I think of it?

I usually say sorry love but that hums a bit

 

[skyblue1991]

Fat people.

They should be taxed heavily just because they stink and they take up space.

 

[Otis]

Fat people.

They should be taxed heavily just because they stink and they take up space.

But are great to be all around you when someone let's a bomb off on the tube.

 

[skyblue1991]

Local radio stations promoting Wasps (e.g. Free Radio) with no mention of the rugby club that has been here for 140 years. And Coventry people happy with entering competitions to win free VIP tickets etc...

It is completely immoral.

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