'I judge children by their names' (11 Viewers)
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mechaishida
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Not looking so clever now!
Holy fuck, hahahahaha......epilepsy my arse, she's G&T'ed her way into a thorn bush, off a bike probably.
(Epileptics who are not vile, attention-seeking bags of vacuous emotional damage, I apologise for laughing so damn hard.)
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Ranjit Bhurpa
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You can also judge a woman by their name.
Having met a very tasty bird, during the formalities I asked what her name was.
'Carmen' she replied 'as the two greatest passions in my life are cars and men'. 'What's your name then?' she asked.
To which I replied 'Lagerfanny'.
Having met a very tasty bird, during the formalities I asked what her name was.
'Carmen' she replied 'as the two greatest passions in my life are cars and men'. 'What's your name then?' she asked.
To which I replied 'Lagerfanny'.
mechaishida
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Guess my name's 'Meowprostitutes' then.
Terry Gibson's perm
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Is she famous for being famous? I am fairly sure she isn't a super model but have no idea what she does.
skybluetony176
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Not looking so clever now!
Epilepsy a weakness. Stupid cow. An inconvenience, yes. A weakness, never. Stupid cow.
mechaishida
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I know, what a dopy thing to say, and there she is doing a 'selfie' of her battered face for the attention.
In her case, I believe 'epilepsy' is code for 'one too many G&T's'.
skybluetony176
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There's not a good epilepsy. I know this personally. To say it's a weakness is BS. Dealing with it has only made me stronger.
mechaishida
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"Being hated is the cross I bear. Like the Jesus of the outspoken." - Katie Hopkins
Dunno how to respond to that, so much sarcasm and scorn rushes into one's mind...
What an absolute mess of a woman.
M&B Stand
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I think it's kinda fashionable to 'hate' her.
Otis
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I guess cause she comes out with inflammatory, outrageous comments that immediately get people's backs up.
Nick
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I think a lot of people get offended too easily.
Like the kids names thing, I can pretty much guarantee everybody has judged a kid / person on their name before. Whether it that they are posh, a bit chavvy, a gypsy etc. Yes she builds it up a bit, but there are far more offensive things.
covmark
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She's just a bellend. Claiming she can't stand children's names that are geographic. Yet her daughter is called India. Lol what a dick. Can't say she makes me angry though.
Otis
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Nope, but it's a road rage thing to some people I reckon.
You know, someone shouts 'you nob!' At you through a car window, then many people's reaction is to tell abuse straight back.
I think Katie Hopkins has that effect on people. Just think she causes an immediate reaction with some people.
I couldn't stand her on the Apprentice, so just don't bother listening to her nonsense.
Johnnythespider
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I tend to judge the parents by their kids names tbh
Nick
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I think most people do in their heads, if my daughter had a tarquin coming to her party then I'd probably have an image in my head different to a shaniqua.
It's natural, it just depends if it stays in your head or is used to treat people differently.
Otis
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Anyone who watches the US football will know of the strange names out there.
Jaquiski Tartt? Which when it's said sounds just like Jack Whiskey Tart!
There's also a kicked called Randy Bullock, as well as loads of JaMichael's and DeSean's.
Where do all these names come from, the Ja's and De's? It's like someone just picks a normal name like Kevin and puts a Ja on the front of it. or a De on the front of it.
Jaquiski Tartt? Which when it's said sounds just like Jack Whiskey Tart!
There's also a kicked called Randy Bullock, as well as loads of JaMichael's and DeSean's.
Where do all these names come from, the Ja's and De's? It's like someone just picks a normal name like Kevin and puts a Ja on the front of it. or a De on the front of it.
Otis
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Here's some names Americans are giving their kids ....
| Velveeta Rolex Daytona London Rome China Japan Andropolis Bose Avon Chanel Courvoisier Lexus Miata Ferrari Amp Nissan Mercedes Scooter Ikea Be Cautious Chardonnay | Shampaign Aquafina Nucleus Psyche Atari Armani Brooklyn Sirloin Taco Proverb Lottery Pepsi Lavoris Dentyl Yashica Avis Delmonte Dijon Bimbo Princess King Sultan Pharisee | Laker La'Nokia Royal Pasha Winsome Justice Majestic Passion Luscious Peerless Ronald McDonald Milton Bradley Tan White Monsanto Lieutenant General Lawyer Panda Yak Tack Earthwind |
Captain Dart
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That Isosceles will never be a square.
Johnnythespider
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My favourite La'Nokia
ajsccfc
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He's my new favouritely named NFL player, which will be a real blow to Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Cecil Shorts III.
Johnnythespider
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Unlike the Rightangle twins
lifeskyblue
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She does it cos it gets her name in the papers. I bet she doesn't believe everything she says. Just does a lot of it for effect to get all (including ppl on here) talking about her
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Otis
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Yep, I'm sure she goes home and fingers herself like crazy cos she's been talked about on Sky Blues Talk.
mechaishida
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Peerless Sirloin and Lieutenant Pepsi will now be my two girls middles names. Legally.
Incidentally, oh my life...scooter? Psyche? PANDA? Imagine someone calling their kids that in Glasgow, or Manchester.
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Otis
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Or Ikea, or Yak! And Amp? Shocking!
mechaishida
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Prefix a 13 to the Amp, for a real shocker.
Seriously though, as if I needed any more evidence that American culture has gone down the pan...
Otis
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Anyone called Ikea hasn't got a chance in life. No matter how much they work out they'll never have a six pack and will just be left with a flat pack.