Things that annoy you (48 Viewers)

[skybluedan]

When people say it's good luck after you have been shit on

 

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[skybluedan]

Did I ever mention seagulls?

 

[RB1992]

Being skint a week after payday

 

[skybluedan]

Being skint a week after payday

Fuck that mate back in the day I can remember being skint a week before I got paid

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

adults littering from their cars.....usually fast food wrappers or coffee cups....makes me wanna put my steering lock through their fucking windscreen.....

.....and then wrap it round their fat ugly faces.....the pricks.

 

[skybluedan]

adults littering from their cars.....usually fast food wrappers or coffee cups....makes me wanna put my steering lock through their fucking windscreen.....

.....and then wrap it round their fat ugly faces.....the pricks.

Hahaha thought I was broken

 

[Nick]

adults littering from their cars.....usually fast food wrappers or coffee cups....makes me wanna put my steering lock through their fucking windscreen.....

.....and then wrap it round their fat ugly faces.....the pricks.

Do people still have steering locks?

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Do people still have steering locks?

I find a steering lock is easier to explain than a pick-axe handle......

 

[skybluedan]

Do people still have steering locks?

Note to self. Don't ever throw litter in front of ..........

 

[skybluedan]

Men who are in there 40s and 50s chasing fuckin Pokemon at my work

 

[Covstu]

People on Facebook who post 'I'm so angry' or words to that effect and people reply asking whats wrong and they respond with 'ah I cannot say'. DONT FUCKING POST IT THEN YOU ATTENTION SEEKING PRICK!

 

[skybluedan]

People on Facebook who post 'I'm so angry' or words to that effect and people reply asking whats wrong and they respond with 'ah I cannot say'. DONT FUCKING POST IT THEN YOU ATTENTION SEEKING PRICK!

Hahahaha good one

 

[skybluedan]

Midwives.... I'm sorry but if I'm sitting there watching you insert your fingers into my birds bits
Obviously I'm gonna wank ? They just have no sense of humour at all

 

[Deleted member 5849]

People on Facebook who post 'I'm so angry' or words to that effect and people reply asking whats wrong and they respond with 'ah I cannot say'. DONT FUCKING POST IT THEN YOU ATTENTION SEEKING PRICK!

Just like it every time they say it.

 

[Covstu]

Just like it every time they say it.

Laugh it it now!

 

[chiefdave]

This is all sorts of wrong

 

[Liquid Gold]

People who say they could never go camping or to a festival as they couldn't be without [insert here]

 

[skybluedan]

This is all sorts of wrong
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The evil bastards

Edit. Would love some liver and onion flavour

 

[Deleted member 5849]

This is all sorts of wrong
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I now want to try seaweed flavour!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Men who are in there 40s and 50s chasing fuckin Pokemon at my work

Sack them they are to stupid to be allowed to have jobs

 

[skybluedan]

its funny because I have a fat old Portuguese guy and they uploaded it for him but he went outside got one and said he was knackered and could they take it off his phone

 

[mrtrench]

Websites with a button at the top you need which jumps down a few seconds after first loading.

 

[mrtrench]

Announcements on train platforms and the tube asking you to use all of the available doors. The trains never stay long enough; I've never managed more than three.

 

[kdrinkell]

Ignorant people and fukwit drivers

 

[Nick]

Chav lads who have hand bags

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Chav lads who have hand bags

I have one of them but I am 41 I need it to carry my samples on for work the kids say everyday don't forget your handbag daddy.

 

[Nick]

I have one of them but I am 41 I need it to carry my samples on for work the kids say everyday don't forget your handbag daddy.

I mean the ones to keep the Weed and baccy in, not a work bag

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I mean the ones to keep the Weed and baccy in, not a work bag

I must look out for people with them or maybe skybluedan can send a picture of his bag hopefully with his seagull:woot:

 

[Otis]

I have one of them but I am 41 I need it to carry my samples on for work the kids say everyday don't forget your handbag daddy.

I thought these banks were always on the look out for a variety of sperm from a number of donors rather than the same bloke coming in day in day out all the time.

 

[Otis]

Ignorant people and fukwit drivers

Especially drivers who think 'because this is a reasonably quiet road I can just cut the corner of the junction.'

The amount of times I have had to put on my brakes because the car that has just cut the corner is now on my side of the road as I approach the junction from my direction!

How I have never had a crash I will never know.

Someone just did it to us now at the back of Tesco's, Jubilee Crescent.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I thought these banks were always on the look out for a variety of sperm from a number of donors rather than the same bloke coming in day in day out all the time.

Be no good from me Otis had the snip done my bit for population numbers. I have to carry hairdressing products as that is what I sell my dad is so proud as he was a builder:woot:

 

[Otis]

Be no good from me Otis had the snip done my bit for population numbers. I have to carry hairdressing products as that is what I sell my dad is so proud as he was a builder:woot:

So you are a hairdressing salesman with a man bag?

Okay.... whereabouts in the stadium do you sit?

Would just like to know how far away you are ...... or indeed, how close!!!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

So you are a hairdressing salesman with a man bag?


Okay.... whereabouts in the stadium do you sit?

Would just like to know how far away you are ...... or indeed, how close!!!

Block 20 probably a few rows from you

 

[Otis]

Am I too late to request a seat change?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Am I too late to request a seat change?

Am I too late to request a seat change?

Sorry thinks it's sold out by me:woot: