eastwoodsdustman
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This is one for office workers I'm afraid .. People putting staples on files and not removing the old ones. I've just removed 18 staples from someones file at work and replaced it with 1.
Mcbean
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i am seeing a bit of OCD here - perhaps you need a doctor
eastwoodsdustman
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I tried to but keep having going back to check that I've locked the door.
LastGarrison
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People who say ‘Happy Burpday’ or other such derivatives. Usually on Facebook.
oscillatewildly
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Because we can.
Sky_Blue_Daz
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I decided to go bald rather then try to conceal it, went full Kojak when I was about 30
Terry Gibson's perm
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People in the studio for sky and bt sport total overkill it is no wonder it’s all so expensive when you have to pay people like boring Michael Owen and Graham Poll.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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I can state the obvious for £10 an hour!
Otis
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My wife also charges £10 an hour. It's not for any advice though.
100 times yes.
Or this
"Grrr some people...."
"What's up Hun?"
"Can't say on here"
Attention seeking twats
Terry Gibson's perm
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That could be money well spent I am always getting things through for Russian ladies and I haven’t seen an ugly one yet
Sky_Blue_Daz
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Having to go out New Year's Eve, since we've got married we always stay in, we go to both sets of parents get home about 8.30 order a takeaway open a bottle watch Hogmanay from Edinburgh and get drunk.
I know that's not to everyone's taste, but this year we have to go with all our family there's about 20 of us in total.
Can I still be called Scrooge at new year, or just a miserable bastard ?
I know that's not to everyone's taste, but this year we have to go with all our family there's about 20 of us in total.
Can I still be called Scrooge at new year, or just a miserable bastard ?
Otis
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We always stay in.
My parents always come round, but this is the first ever year they haven't. They are both 87 and said they didn't fancy it this year.
So, just the missus, my daughter and myself.
If that isn't bad enough, the wife said for us to see the new year in with a bottle of Lambrini.
My parents always come round, but this is the first ever year they haven't. They are both 87 and said they didn't fancy it this year.
So, just the missus, my daughter and myself.
If that isn't bad enough, the wife said for us to see the new year in with a bottle of Lambrini.
Liquid Gold
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Being horribly ill this time of year is bad enough but then I go to the doctor and get told I've got something called 'Aussie Flu'
Terry Gibson's perm
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My wife is working so that bits good as I can watch nfl but still grumpy as I have broken my tooth
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Genuinely read about that last week it was being described as a "killer flu", happy new year.
Liquid Gold
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I'm in Cornwall which is apparently the first to be hit. I'm through the worst now so hopefully all ok and now have an immunity to it. I had swine flu when that went round too.
dancers lance
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Otis
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Is Kirstie Allie Russian then?
Covstu
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Generally stay in now each year. Two little ones under 8 limits choices of course but we don’t normally go mental anymore. Besides I cannot stand the hype and the need to forceably enjoy yourself!
dancers lance
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If Kirstie Allie and one of the Gallagher Brothers had a baby........
Sky_Blue_Daz
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Dry January
Tried that I lasted till 00.10
Tried that I lasted till 00.10
oscillatewildly
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Never been remotely attracted by the 'allure' of facebook. I get off on my apparent anonymity rather than feeling the need to broadcast what starter I've just had at the local harvester.
I do understand it has other uses though.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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People who make jokes about giving up alcohol in January for attention.
2 people on my Facebook today doing a dry January and wanting to be sponsored!!!
Do a marathon and I might consider it.
But no drinking for a month because you're skinny well done you!
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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I've gone to delete mine several times & haven't.
It's definitely got worse, people sharing, liking & commenting on crap 'memes', sharing missing people and animals from about 3 years ago and in a different continent!
I yearn for the days of photos of starters from a harvester or tagging themselves at a local gym everyday!
Terry Gibson's perm
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i had a year of Facebook but for some reason went back on it, will be off it again soon as my niece is getting married and I can’t cope with all the rubbish about that.
I have already moaned about people who say how do I look and all that rubbish I just want to say terrible
I have already moaned about people who say how do I look and all that rubbish I just want to say terrible
jimmyhillsfanclub
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People on here who still can't spell our managers name correctly......I could forgive it if we had just appointed an exotically named sharply dressed foreign geezer worth 50+ in scrabble .....but ducking hell