Things that annoy you (39 Viewers)

[richnrg]

TV/Radio ads (any anything else really) that say "It's a no-brainer". A 'no-brainer' implies that you don't need to think about it, in which case, why are you spending money trying to convince me to do it, as surely I would have done it already?
The reason that I haven't done it yet is because I have thought about it, and have come to the conclusion that I don't want to do it. So it was in fact a 'brainer', and my brain decided that it was a shit idea.
I think.

 

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[Gazolba]

When you get to the bottom of a packet of crips and all that's left is small over-salty pieces.

 

[Otis]

When you get to the bottom of a packet of crips and all that's left is small over-salty pieces.

Bottom of a cereal packet is also really annoying. Bottom of a drink with ice and then you're just left with the ice.

Bottom of anything if truth be known. No-one wants to be scraping the bottom of the barrel or the shit off the bottom of your shoe.

 

[Nick]

IKEA Cafe, since when was it a place to go and work / play cards and be like a hostel.

I want to eat my meatballs and drink my pear cider in peace. Full of people just sat there using the power and wifi.

 

[Covstu]

Why do they put adverts in the middle of video clips now!

So fucking annoying!

 

[Westendlad]

Why do they put adverts in the middle of video clips now! So fucking annoying!

Money money money my friend...

 

[Nick]

Why do they put adverts in the middle of video clips now!

So fucking annoying!

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Absolute low life nicking off the emergency services!

 

[Covstu]

When you try and let people out whilst driving but they are not paying attention to move!

 

[tommydazzle]

Microsoft developers changing stuff to justify their existence. I don't want all this fluff and crap. I've lost functionality on my email, documents and gained clutter. Just leave it alone.

 

[Nick]

People who don't make their kids wear seat belts and you just see them stood up messing about while their parent (or supposed to be) is driving.

What's the deal with that?

 

[Gazolba]

When my daughter asks for a ride to the bus stop 5 minutes before her bus is due, and I've just heated up a sandwich.
Why can't she give me 15 minutes notice?

 

[Otis]

People who say 'somethink' and 'anythink'.

Heard it 5-6 times yesterday and twice was from presenters on BBC 5Live!!l

 

[Covstu]

People who create words like amazeballs... just fuckballs right off!

 

[richnrg]

Absolute low life nicking off the emergency services!

do you think the police will organise an arsecrack ID parade to identify the one in the dark top?

 

[Captain Dart]

Microsoft developers changing stuff to justify their existence. I don't want all this fluff and crap. I've lost functionality on my email, documents and gained clutter. Just leave it alone.

Skype added a Cortana personal data gatherer (whoops I mean assistant) the other day, Default setting enabled.
It took me ages to find out how turn it off and I'm not 100% confident it is fully off.

If you want a real snooper try this product from facebook.
https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/facebook-portal/

 

[Captain Dart]

People who say 'somethink' and 'anythink'.

Heard it 5-6 times yesterday and twice was from presenters on BBC 5Live!!l

I used to get told off for that at school. Took me ages to get it right.

 

[richnrg]

People who say 'somethink' and 'anythink'.

Heard it 5-6 times yesterday and twice was from presenters on BBC 5Live!!l

I quite like the (made up) word 'anywhen'
e.g.
Q. when can we go to the pub?
A: Anywhen

 

[covmark]

Being the hairiest fucker on the planet, but being unable to grow hair on my head. What's that all about?
Annoys the shit out of me that I have to shave my face every other day, but I'm bald as fuck on top.

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[Otis]

Being the hairiest fucker on the planet, but being unable to grow hair on my head. What's that all about?
Annoys the shit out of me that I have to shave my face every other day, but I'm bald as fuck on top.

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You not heard of scissors and glue then?

 

[covmark]

You not heard of scissors and glue then?

Don't much fancy a pubic wig. But thanks for the suggestion.

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[Otis]

Don't much fancy a pubic wig. But thanks for the suggestion.

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Can't you just scrape it off your back?

 

[shmmeee]

Skype added a Cortana personal data gatherer (whoops I mean assistant) the other day, Default setting enabled.
It took me ages to find out how turn it off and I'm not 100% confident it is fully off.

If you want a real snooper try this product from facebook.
https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/facebook-portal/

People who act like their personal data is the fucking nuclear football, yet are fine with the state hoovering up everything.

Literally no one gives a fuck about your midget porn fetish. If you don’t want free services use something else. You’re not V from V for Vendetta.

 

[covmark]

Can't you just scrape it off your back?

Tried hair removal on my back once. Never again.

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[Liquid Gold]

I used to work for a guy that got his wigs for free by modelling for the wig company

 

[Otis]

I used to work for a guy that got his wigs for free by modelling for the wig company

The Pen and Wig?

 

[Captain Dart]

People who act like their personal data is the fucking nuclear football, yet are fine with the state hoovering up everything.

Literally no one gives a fuck about your midget porn fetish. If you don’t want free services use something else. You’re not V from V for Vendetta.

Wow, what brought that on.

 

[Nick]

People who act like their personal data is the fucking nuclear football, yet are fine with the state hoovering up everything.

Literally no one gives a fuck about your midget porn fetish. If you don’t want free services use something else. You’re not V from V for Vendetta.

It isn't a fetish, it's a way of life.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

It isn't a fetish, it's a way of life.

We need more Bombay tv on here

 

[Otis]

We need more Bombay tv on here

Don't! I became addicted and was churning out 3 films a day while I was at work.

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

UFC

 

[Nick]

UFC

I used to like EFC on Stoney Stanton road but they keep getting rats.

 

[chiefdave]

UFC

I don't really get how UFC is legal.

At a time when sports with virtually no contact sports are under the spotlight for long term damage to the brain why is nobody questioning UFC?

There were 24 fighters on the last bill, 13 are currenlty banned from fighting on medical grounds.

 

[Nick]

Nationwide adverts.

That girl and lad in the photo booth. Fuck off.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

An increasing number of drivers who think it's okay to not stop at a red light on a pedestrian crossing just because no one's there .