Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics) (74 Viewers)

chiefdave

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Alexa, show me a picture of a useless, gormless c**t
He spoke about a second nationwide lockdown yet the government insist furlough won't be extended past October. How is that going to work then, is everyone that can't work at home going to be made homeless when they can't pay their rent or mortgage?

Also so that they waited until last night to issue new guidance to schools. Schools go back on Tuesday and of course its a bank holiday on Monday. Guidance includes sending whole classes home to self isolate for two weeks among other things.

 

Grendel

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He spoke about a second nationwide lockdown yet the government insist furlough won't be extended past October. How is that going to work then, is everyone that can't work at home going to be made homeless when they can't pay their rent or mortgage?

Also so that they waited until last night to issue new guidance to schools. Schools go back on Tuesday and of course its a bank holiday on Monday. Guidance includes sending whole classes home to self isolate for two weeks among other things.


The first lockdown didnt prohibit people working if the workplace was open. It’s highly unlikely with the fragile state of the economy this will happen anyway.
 

David O'Day

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Hancock was telling interviewers today that he is going to change the law so that pharmacist and nurse would be allowed to administer the flu jab this winter.

Weird because they have been allowed to for years
 

Ian1779

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He spoke about a second nationwide lockdown yet the government insist furlough won't be extended past October. How is that going to work then, is everyone that can't work at home going to be made homeless when they can't pay their rent or mortgage?

Also so that they waited until last night to issue new guidance to schools. Schools go back on Tuesday and of course its a bank holiday on Monday. Guidance includes sending whole classes home to self isolate for two weeks among other things.

Williamson is such a fucking cock. Deliberately leaving it to the last minute to issue this. Also the suggestion of schooling on a rota if cases rise. Education is fucked until there is a vaccine.
 

Brighton Sky Blue

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Williamson is such a fucking cock. Deliberately leaving it to the last minute to issue this. Also the suggestion of schooling on a rota if cases rise. Education is fucked until there is a vaccine.

This is why they should either have brought everyone back unrestricted and accepted a rise in cases or kept on full closure with the last few months used to get everyone devices and working internet. But they didn't have the balls to do anything that might be unpopular.
 

Brighton Sky Blue

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Hancock is a legend

To be fair he's had an interesting life

Matt Hancock is an alcoholic who possesses superpowers, including flight, invulnerability, and superhuman strength. While performing superhero-like acts in Los Angeles, he is often ridiculed and hated by the public for his drunken and careless acts, and becomes enraged when referred to as a "a**hole." Hancock rescues Ray Embrey, a public relations specialist, from an oncoming train, which he irrationally derails to save Ray. Thankful and seeing him as a career opportunity, Ray offers to help improve Hancock's public image. Hancock meets Ray's family, his son Aaron, who is a fan, and his wife Mary, who takes an immediate dislike to Hancock.

Ray encourages Hancock to issue a public apology, and then go to prison for a time, until Los Angeles needs him properly. Hancock reluctantly agrees, struggling to fit in prison, and quickly causes trouble when he assaults two fellow inmates that refuse to leave him alone. Hancock is visited by Ray, encouraging him to be patient. He is also later visited by Mary and Aaron who bring him homemade spaghetti. Los Angeles' crime rate rises, and Hancock is eventually released to help. He foils a bank robbery orchestrated by Red Parker, with Hancock slicing off his hand to prevent him from activating a detonation switch. He is praised as a hero, and becomes popular.

Hancock reveals to Ray and Mary that he is amnesiac and an immortal, having woken up in a hospital 80 years ago with no memory of his identity. He also learns Mary is Aaron's stepmother. Carrying a drunk Ray home, Hancock kisses Mary, only for her to toss him through the wall, revealing she has superpowers too. The next day, Hancock and Mary speak in private. Mary claims they have lived for three thousand years, are the last of their kind, and are siblings. Hancock disbelieves her about the last claim, and flies away to inform Ray, only for Mary to chase him and incite a violent battle across the city. Ray witnesses the fight, later confronting the duo. Mary admits Hancock is actually her husband from the past, but that she chose to quietly leave him once he had lost his memories of them.

That night, Hancock stops a liquor store robbery, only to be shot multiple times, and is hospitalized. Mary appears, explaining that when the immortals paired up, they would slowly lose their powers, becoming mortals. The last time Hancock and Mary were together was eighty years before, when Hancock was attacked; his amnesia is a result of the attack. Parker, who escaped prison with several other criminals, attacks the hospital to get revenge. Mary is caught in the crossfire and injured. Hancock recovers, killing the criminals, but is further injured. Parker tries to kill him, but Ray cuts off Parker's gun holding hand with a fire axe and kills him. Hancock throws himself out of the hospital, trying to increase his distance from Mary so that she can recover, before flying off towards the Moon.

A month later Ray and his family receive a call from Hancock, revealing he has imprinted the Moon's surface with Ray's AllHeart marketing logo. In a mid-credits scene, Hancock approaches a criminal in New York City, who calls him a "a**hole" in a tight outfit, much to his amused fury.

This is the one you meant right?
 

shmmeee

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Who was the last decent education secretary? Or shadow for that matter?

Seems like a job idiots get put into.
 

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