Things that annoy you (100 Viewers)

[Liquid Gold]

Why does everything have to have an LED on it?

I'm working on my work laptop which has a an LED attached to the power input, with an external keyboard and mouse both with LEDs, connected to the socket with an LED extender, which also powers the TV on in the background with a random LED on it, also the Apple TV I'm streaming from has an LED on it, that doesn't mention the router with 4 random LEDs.

 

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[Sbarcher]

Why does everything have to have an LED on it?

I'm working on my work laptop which has a an LED attached to the power input, with an external keyboard and mouse both with LEDs, connected to the socket with an LED extender, which also powers the TV on in the background with a random LED on it, also the Apple TV I'm streaming from has an LED on it, that doesn't mention the router with 4 random LEDs.

Sounds like you are being led astray.

 

[Hutch11]

Was going to add, easily led

 

[Liquid Gold]

Sounds like you are being led astray.

I've got a reel of black electric tape that I'm going to go rogue with this afternoon. My other half is going to come home to a taped up house.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Adele.

boo hoo hoo......fuck off, its not even news...why is this fucking news ffs.....anyone would think shes the only one whose had to cancel a gig during a pandemic.....

you massive twat!

 

[oscillatewildly]

Getting to that age where sometimes you fart when bending down.

You're still able to bend down?

 

[Nick]

You're still able to bend down?

Funnily enough not now after a sporting injury.

 

[SBT]

Adele.

boo hoo hoo......fuck off, its not even news...why is this fucking news ffs.....anyone would think shes the only one whose had to cancel a gig during a pandemic.....

you massive twat!

The world's best-selling artist cancelling a Vegas residency with one day to spare and then crying about it online - yeah, no story there mate.

 

[Sick Boy]

Italian network operators - wankers.

 

[Mcbean]

Getting to that age where sometimes you fart when bending down.

as long as there is no follow through farting is generally acceptable as currency in a number of places

 

[Esoterica]

as long as there is no follow through farting is generally acceptable as currency in a number of places

What's the exchange rate? I might starting saving.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Adele.

boo hoo hoo......fuck off, its not even news...why is this fucking news ffs.....anyone would think shes the only one whose had to cancel a gig during a pandemic.....

you massive twat!

Steady on, go easy on her m8

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[Sbarcher]

MOTO Sevices. Had to stop on way to Hull yesterday for a crap. The loo paper is so thin you can see you hand through it and about wide enough just to wipe a baby's arse. Come on, you charge a bloody fortune to eat but can't afford a decent arse wipe.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

MOTO Sevices. Had to stop on way to Hull yesterday for a crap. The loo paper is so thin you can see you hand through it and about wide enough just to wipe a baby's arse. Come on, you charge a bloody fortune to eat but can't afford a decent arse wipe.

I hope you didn’t skid at any point on the remainder of the journey.

 

[Sbarcher]

I hope you didn’t skid at any point on the remainder of the journey.

No, but felt pretty flushed.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

No, but felt pretty flushed.

You should speak to them about it…I’m sure they’ll log your complaint.

 

[Mcbean]

Was it follow through ? phew messy

 

[Sbarcher]

You should speak to them about it…I’m sure they’ll log your complaint.

There were piles of complaint forms.

 

[fernandopartridge]

These Teams meeting with people making all these silly positive call outs. Genuinely can't stand the insincerity of it all

 

[Blind-Faith]

Cyclists on the road going around with cameras on their head, so they have something to load on YouTube as they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives than slow drivers up

 

[oscillatewildly]

Cyclists on the road going around with cameras on their head, so they have something to load on YouTube as they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives than slow drivers up

You've wiped out half a peloton earlier today haven't you?

 

[Sick Boy]

Meetings about having meetings - FFS.

 

[Mcbean]

Cyclists on the road going around with cameras on their head, so they have something to load on YouTube as they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives than slow drivers up

The f*ckers can also upload them to the Police sites where they think they have been offended against ! This was obviously conceived by someone who has never driven a car

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

The f*ckers can also upload them to the Police sites where they think they have been offended against ! This was obviously conceived by someone who has never driven a car

It’s about time they have number plates so drivers can do the same.

 

[richnrg]

Paul Gambaccini

 

[Greggs]

When you buy a new biro and it lasts about a week. Infuriating.

 

[Greggs]

When a biro leaks in your pocket

 

[SheafIsGod]

When your shit require loads of wipes and you just cannot be fucking arsed with it

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

I get that pedestrians and cyclists are more vulnerable by not being contained within a steel box, but the Road Traffic Act needs amending to an offence of "Failure to use the road without due care and attention", rather than just driving. If you don't pay attention and do something stupid which leads to injury or damage, it should be your fault no matter how you are using the road.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

The past tense of sneak is sneaked. It's not snuck, so those twats who say snuck are, indeed, twats.

 

[Marty]

The past tense of sneak is sneaked. It's not snook, so those twats who say snook are, indeed, twats.

Wrong, it's snuck.

 

[ovduk78]

I've just booked a flight to Amsterdam for June and it always pisses me off that you have to pay more for luggage depending on the weight yet the ticket is the same price whether you are 11st or 18st!!

 

[shmmeee]

I've just booked a flight to Amsterdam for June and it always pisses me off that you have to pay more for luggage depending on the weight yet the ticket is the same price whether you are 11st or 18st!!

Obvious solution there:

 

[Tommo1993]

Persecution at work made to feel very personal, all because I proved the c**t wrong on something so simple. Now I’m to be “registered for retraining”. Fucking sick of drivers being beaten with all sort of sticks by pen pushers.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Wrong, it's snuck.

Oh fook it .