fatso
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He said something about "a hurdy gurdy" ?
Transfer Rumour Van Ewijk - Confirmed (11 Viewers)
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fatso
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Snickers ffs!!!
Kingokings204
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It says they are just discussing him potentially moving to cov in their podcast
hill83
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Plenty of windmilling in down Primrose Hill park in the 90s
fernandopartridge
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And plenty of drugs and hookers to provide that Amsterdam vibe, the canal even borders the area
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Skybluedownunder
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Said the main reason he wants to join Coventry is so [mention]Saddlebrains [/mention] has to wank off every bloke on the forum
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fatso
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He said a few things, but I managed to pick out the following snippets:
1, it's bad luck to wear your clogs indoors
2, Tulip prices have rocketed due to adverse weather.
3, Edam cheese is made backwards.
4, some story about a young lad with his fist in a dike (I think I've seen the video on pornhub)
1, it's bad luck to wear your clogs indoors
2, Tulip prices have rocketed due to adverse weather.
3, Edam cheese is made backwards.
4, some story about a young lad with his fist in a dike (I think I've seen the video on pornhub)
Otis
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If edam cheese is made backwards, how on earth can they see what they are doing?
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Samo
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If edam cheese is made backwards, how on earth can they see what they are doing?
You've never heard of the Edam Mirror System?
Darth Robins
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I bet he's secretly been registering accounts all week so he gets multiple wanks.
Poor Saddlebrains is going to have to take up skiing.
Kneeza
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No need to laugh at him. I like Marathons too...
Saddlebrains
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Covcraig@bury
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Old Skool
Kneeza
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Nearly choked on me Opal Fruit too.Old Skool
Otis
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If you are choking, I would suggest the intake of some fluids.
Have a sip of your Um Bongo.
covcity4life
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Well done cunts he's not gonna sign now
fatso
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How the fuck do you know?
He might love a marathon!
letsallsingtogether
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should have put your teeth in
Covcraig@bury
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Gummy bears
Kneeza
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They're about all I have left working...
AFCCOVENTRY
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Is he incoming? 
Ccfcisparks
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Is he incoming?
Andy turner, the Oracle. I'm sorry I ever said anything bad about you.
AFCCOVENTRY
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He normally does this with journalists to get the full lowdown on a player.
Winny the Bish
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I'm sure he's only ever done it for Done Deals as well...
AFCCOVENTRY
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Yes. Think it’s a good sign (potentially)
AFCCOVENTRY
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And now he’s requested a follow for another Heerenveen reporter.
fatso
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Naaaa. The Dutch fellow has blanked him!
Matt smith
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Has he actually
fatso
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If this does happen, @Saddlebrains is going to need some hand conditioner!
Manchester_sky_blue
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Form an orderly queue
Skybluedownunder
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Fans at the first home game of the season be like…
Apologies for the poor picture, I’m not very artistic so just asked AI to generate me a photo of a fan holding up a sign at a Cov match hahaha
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Samo
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Fans at the first home game of the season be like…
Apologies for the poor picture, I’m not very artistic so just asked AI to generate me a photo of a fan holding up a sign at a Cov match hahaha
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That's quite disturbing
Skybluedownunder
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Put it this way, I think I’d rather Saddlebrains give me a handjob than the woman in this AI pic giving me a blowjob… looks like it would be painful
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