New Songs for players (10 Viewers)

[David O'Day]

Agree. Not catchy, too long. Hardly anyone has heard of the original tune.

Needs binning off sharpish. His original one from Oostende or Going Loco please.

It's staying, get over it

Looking forward to getting it going against Sunderland, if you handsitters want other songs starting then start them yourselves and don't wait for us in the corner to start songs.

Saka on the wing, sakamoto on the wing

 

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[hamertime]

Mcsheffery wasn’t better than Henry either ffs

Henry hadn't just left us, it would be an embarrassing song.

How about waiting until a player scores or earns a song before giving him one ffs

 

[David O'Day]

Think it’s ridiculously shite, not a football chant

hate it

Not a football chat? It's been sung at Celtic for 2 years.

 

[usskyblue]

Not a football chat? It's been sung at Celtic for 2 years.

It’s a bit, well…. wordy m8

 

[edgy]

Not a football chat? It's been sung at Celtic for 2 years.

Well that's me decided then. Fuck it off immediately.

 

[David O'Day]

Well that's me decided then. Fuck it off immediately.

nah, get used to it fella

If you want a Saka song based on the worst Four Tops single then write and get it going

 

[edgy]

nah, get used to it fella

If you want a Saka song based on the worst Four Tops single then write and get it going

It doesnt need writing. He already had a song before he came here. Nothing wrong with it, catchy and simple.

 

[David O'Day]

It’s a bit, well…. wordy m8

it has 2 sections and a lot of that is repeated

 

[David O'Day]

It doesnt need writing. He already had a song before he came here. Nothing wrong with it, catchy and simple.

get it going then fella, if you are unhappy with the songs we sing in the corner then start other ones.

 

[edgy]

get it going then fella, if you are unhappy with the songs we sing in the corner then start other ones.

I'm approaching mid 40s. It's been 20 odd years since I started any chants.

I'm just offering an opinion, which seems to be shared by a few. The current Sakamoto song is shit.

 

[shmmeee]

It doesn’t fit. Same as the Vik song last year TBH. It feels stolen. I know all songs are stolen but it feels crowbarred in.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Adi Viveash, he’s fucking hard
He saw a cokehead invade the pitch
He said ‘fuck off’ and took him on
He dropped the fucker right on his head

 

[Matt smith]

It's staying, get over it

Looking forward to getting it going against Sunderland, if you handsitters want other songs starting then start them yourselves and don't wait for us in the corner to start songs.

Saka on the wing, sakamoto on the wing

Oooooo I sit in the corner

all I’m saying is that it’s a shit chant, a lot agree

 

[rob9872]

Simms is the best
Better than Gyokeres
Too good for Everton
Better than Georgie Best

* ok perhaps Leon

 

[mmttww]

Oooooo I sit in the corner

all I’m saying is that it’s a shit chant, a lot agree

Disagree. Nice to have one that isn't massively out of time from the tune it's based on, or just two lines and lasts 10 seconds.

 

[shmmeee]

Simms is the best
Better than Gyokeres
Too good for Everton
Better than Georgie Best

* ok perhaps Leon

Last two lines need to rhyme

Better than King, Marlon

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

The Sakamoto song is proper shit, you can barely tell what anyone is saying and no-one gets the then right.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Who gets to sign off on the songs anyway? Does he have an office we can write in to?

 

[Otis]

Yep, you're right. We also need to stop singing the Sky Blue song, because we sing "they shan't defeat us" and they regularly do.

"While we sing together, we will never lose."

How is that unbeaten run going now? Into its 50th season maybe?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

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Yep, you're right. We also need to stop singing the Sky Blue song, because we sing "they shan't defeat us" and they regularly do.

"While we sing together, we will never lose."

How is that unbeaten run going now? Into its 50th season maybe?

Haven’t lost to United in 22 years tbf

 

[fatso]

Haven’t lost to United in 22 years tbf

And why keep referencing Chelsea when half our players are ex Chelsea?

 

[Disgruntled Sky Blue]

The Saka song is ok but not your typical terrace chant soooo....to the tune of That's the way (I like it) - KC & the Sunshine band

Tats the way, aha aha, I like it, aha aha

Nice and simple for the avg footy fan! Sung at every bit of trickery Saka comes up with.

 

[Finham]

If you're going that route then I prefer Big In Japan from Alphaville:

Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, be tight
Big in Japan, where the Eastern sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
Pay, then I'll sleep by your side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan


Oh, Tats from Japan, tonight
He's from Japan, what a sight
He's from Japan, Sakamoto is Sky Blue
He's from Japan, alright
So good to have him in our side
Things are easy for our hero from Japan
Oh, Tats from Japan

At that point we might as well just sing "Turning Japanese!"

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
Sakamoto!
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
Sakamoto!
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
Sakamoto!
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
Sakamoto!

 

[Finham]

In fact easier for us simple football folk would be Turning Japanese by the Vapors:

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Tatsu's Japanese, I think Tatsu is Japanese
Sakamoto

Ah FFS this is why you read the rest of the thread. I like mine more though.

 

[David O'Day]

Who gets to sign off on the songs anyway? Does he have an office we can write in to?

You can start songs if you don't like what we sing in the corner

 

[Finham]

Disagree. Nice to have one that isn't massively out of time from the tune it's based on, or just two lines and lasts 10 seconds.

But the tune/meme it's based on is soooooooooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

[Matt smith]

You can start songs if you don't like what we sing in the corner

We get it Dave the corner sings

it’s louder in 20/21/22 anyway, hardcore

 

[David O'Day]

But the tune/meme it's based on is soooooooooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

it's a eurodance classic

Feel free to start other songs

 

[Disgruntled Sky Blue]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

Quite like that one, and it's not as if Vik's coming back to dispute the validity of the lyrics!! However, just in case he does .... to the tune of Robin Hood, Robin Hood.

Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms,
Simmo is his name
Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms,
Striker is his game
Loved by the City
Feared by the shitty,
Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms

Penultimate line might need some work though!

 

[rob9872]

Last two lines need to rhyme

Better than King, Marlon

Not in the original though "better than anyone, anyone I've ever met"

 

[shmmeee]

Not in the original though "better than anyone, anyone I've ever met"

Oh shit you’re right. I’ll take it up with Tina

 

[Matt smith]

Oh shit you’re right. I’ll take it up with Tina

The best chant on this page is the your name is a cake one

 

[Finham]

it's a eurodance classic

Feel free to start other songs

Exactly! Awful stuff.

 

[shmmeee]

Literally no one would know numa numa if it wasn’t for this guy:

 

[Matt smith]

Literally no one would know numa numa if it wasn’t for this guy:

There’s no ring to it, it’s slow and not catchy

hope he stays on the bench so Dave doesn’t get this going in the corner, won’t be able to hear myself think