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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I've always disliked Karen Brady but her pig headed and selfish opinion about the current situation have officially put her on my shit list. In her column for The Sun, Brady wrote: “There is no dodging the possibility that all levels in the EFL as well as the Premier League will have to be...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Ah yes old bean. Keep calm and carry on but I'll stab you for the last remaining tin of lobster bisque, what.
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    Go on then my round

    Is it anything like normal beer? I was into craft beers a few years back but I eventually got a bit tired of the overly hopped taste and now I'm back to the pilsner type beers or wheat beers if I'm in the mood.
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    Go on then my round

    Is it any good? I'm about to crack open a Heineken.
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    What are you doing tomorrow?

    I've filled up a shot glass so far.
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    Good films to watch for the situation

    Contagion is pretty good. Decent cast and it's based on real life. No zombies. The death of Beth Emhoff and her son leads to the discovery of a deadly virus. While the US Centers for Disease Control struggles to curb its spread, a worldwide panic ensues.
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    What are you doing tomorrow?

    Trying to break the world wanking record.
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    TV series that should be repeated but never are.

    A lot of the series being mentioned are repeated on Gold, Dave etc.
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    TV series that should be repeated but never are.

    Scrapheap Challenge. I spent many late Sunday afternoons glued to the TV as middle aged men ran around a scrapyard as the below temptress acted like she cared.
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    Solutions to complete the Season

    Regular football has already been disrupted by the virus! Yes, we shall discuss this again upon the summer.
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    Solutions to complete the Season

    How do two separate incidents relate to a prolonged pandemic that won't hit it's peak until another ten weeks? This is an unprecedented event. Don't act like you're sure of what will happen.
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    Solutions to complete the Season

    Gambling firms will take a huge hit too. Anyone else have any other positives?
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    Solutions to complete the Season

    How are Sky and BT going to to deal with this? I can't see them refunding customers in longer term contracts even though there will be weeks, if not months of no televised football.
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    Coronavirus

    It should be €305 a day for those living in Dublin.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Alright. I think you're milking this joke a bit now.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    UHT milk lasts for six to nine months.
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    Coronavirus

    Not interested in your sex life m8.
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    Coronavirus

    You only have to be within 6 feet of an infected person for 15 minutes to catch it. Going to the gym at all seems a bit daft.
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    Coronavirus

    There's a big gym near me. It's always packed in the evenings. I drove past yesterday and it was empty. Luckily for gyms the bastards charge you whether you go or not.
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