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    Things that annoy you

    When you have about 1/4 of your tea or coffee left and down it without realising that you'd left it too long and it's now freezing.
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    Solutions to complete the Season

    I was quoting the 90% as voiding v cancellation. Carrying on the season won't be an option in my opinion.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Coronavirus:
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    Solutions to complete the Season

    I don't think another ball will be kicked this season. Infections are going to rise and it will be seen as callous to continue. There will probably be a vote and as 90% of clubs will benefit from voiding that will be the choice. "We have to choose the fairest route for all involved" etc
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Just think of the amount of clubs that would benefit from voiding the season? They will all be very vocal. Imagine if we were struggling to stay up? We'd be well up for a bit of voidage. It's definitely a real concern.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    This interview is quite troubling. The interviewee is an expert in contagious disease and wrote a book a few years ago predicting this virus. Amongst other things, he reckons we haven't seen anything yet and as soon as the Chinese people come out of isolation the virus wil sky rocket again, so...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I was just in Tesco. Empty aisles everywhere but I managed to get 12 Muller Rices for £3.
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    Things that annoy you

    I was talking to someone about Skips (the crisps) yesterday at work and today I'm getting ads for skip hire.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I did and I deleted it as soon as someone pointed out who it was.
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    Things that annoy you

    Are the ads not generated off the cookies stored from your google searches?
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Fair enough. Deleted.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    The only time I find cash useful is for tipping delivery drivers, barmen etc. I also think having actual cash makes people spend less. If you go into a shop with a £20 note you know to keep an eye on what you're buying whereas with a card you can end up spending £80 in Home Bargains on...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    There's loads of footage on Twitter etc of Chinese people getting dragged out of their homes by men in protective gear and whole streets getting sprayed with disinfectant. I think their approach was somewhat more "vigilant" than everyone elses. So maybe looking at their recovery rate is...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Decide matches by having a UFC style fight between managers. I reckon Robins would be great at the ground and pound.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall tried to shed light on the cheap chicken issue. He had an entire series on Channel Four about ten years ago. He basically said that we should aim for a minimum priced chicken at £5 which would improve standards dramatically. The show featured footage of the terrible...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    The demand for cheap meat is so high that the government are handing out grants left right and centre to farmers to build KFC type chicken torture houses. My sister lives in the countryside and two huge chicken sheds popped up recently. No windows or lights for the chickens and no one gives a...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I have a friend who lives in Madrid. He's been sent home from work and told not to come back until further notice and he's heard that Spain will soon be on lock down. I can see England / UK following suit soon.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Behind closed door games will benefit us surely because St Andrews has seemed semi closer doors all season. Hoorah! Even the coronavirus is behind us.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I'd agree with that. Teams on the peripheries would kick up a fuss and complain but this is an extenuating circumstance so fuck em.
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