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I'd stop watching food if I were you - you might get tempted to eat it.

are you planning to download it?

that's the spirit

TOP TIP: drink 4 or 5 pints of water just before the initial weigh-in to ensure a great result in the first week.

in which case you'll probably like this one, too: Home Leisure Direct

you mean you can't be arsed?

I am thinking of buying a pool table (I have a cabin/big shed in the back garden) I want to get an English style one - 6ft ish the same as you get in a typical pub. Anyone have any advice on where to buy/materials/type/anything else at all? Cheers.

perhaps you weren't pretty enough ;)

Just to clear things up: City will be at home to City in the 4th round *. City are the home team, and as such their fans will be in the home end, although City currently don’t have a home, and so the match will be played away, at City’s home ground. City, being the away team (and who currently...

some newspapers are labeling him 'Britains worst rapist', but surely his record (of over 150 ) actually makes him Britains 'best' rapist?

comedy genius!

perhaps he's got a tiny cock

i'm interested to know how you are planning to 'train' for this. i.e. do you intend to start by doing a handstand against the wall, before progressing - or are you going to start by building up your arms, or something else entirely? Please provide a detailed plan/timescale

at least you wrapped them.

use of the word 'super' e.g. Super model Super agent etc.

That was the B-side to their hit single “just say no”

did they all get their Chihuahuas out?

ouch!

you lasted 2 seconds, or the kiss lasted 2 seconds?

no - I can't say I've ever met a sex pest with a Chihuahua before.