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yes, but he also called it a 'customs fee' earlier on in the post, , so I used the same artistic licence.

I'm with you on postal fees. I needed to post an important letter to my Uncle in Scotland last week. All I wanted was to drop the letter off in a box at the bottom of my street in Bournemouth on Tuesday afternoon, have it collected and driven it to the sorting office in the town centre, and...

with all this rain about.. if you're driving along and spot a big puddle up ahead on the road, right next to where a pedestrian is walking on the pavement, is it 'OK' to adjust your speed/direction so that you deliberately soak the poor bastard? And if so, are you choosy about who you soak (i.e...

Pringles 8/10 Cadbury’s hero’s 8/10 Mince pies with Baileys cream 5/10 Gaelic coffee 1/10 Pigs in blankets 9/10 Carrot and swede mashed 9/10 Turkey and stuffing batches 11/10 first drink on Christmas day was usually poured just before midnight on Christmas Eve.

I agree - but the same is not true of lime.

I think they would argue that it's 'fairness' as opposed to 'jealousy' 2 kids born in same city on same day. One to rich parents, the other to poor parents. Private education gives one kid an (unfair?) advantage over the other. I'm not arguing for or against this btw - it's just that you seem...

Yes, but I'm not bothered about someone having lime in their vodka or not - its the way that they achieve it that bothers me. Buying lime infused vodka is the equivalent of buying a packet of cornflakes with the milk already added.

probably too regularly

...and ive already started growing my own tits

..and other 'infused' spirits. what is the point of them? A friend of mine asked me to get him a bottle of 'lime infused vodka' whilst I was at the Co-op today, as it's 'missus favourite' I got a bottle for him of course, but can't help thinking whats the point? Why not just add lime to your...

people that refer to Trent Alexander Arnold as just 'Trent'

in a strange way, we've all had a lucky escape.

when that was made I rather fancied Michaela Strachan. Now I think I'd prefer Pete Waterman. #beenchasingbuses

sorry, haven't seen it.

good question. I'll try both, and report back

in a 'Neil Shipperley' type incident?

serious question - are people actually thinking 'good god - there's not one person that actually inspires me, let alone a short list of 3 or 4 candidates"

Come on - if you can’t shit yourself at Christmas, when can you?