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erm, he did. I don't like him either, but that's what he said. Take a look at the video clips - lots around the internet.

he specifically said 'the institution of the monarchy' rather than 'the royal family', though

talking of mentalists, its good to see that the DUP are keen to remobilise the 'Knights who say Ni'

please Sir - did you mean 'petulant', Sir? (by the way, I agree with you - teachers do a great job and deserve much more respect than they generally receive)

"Football matches in this country should not be subject to the bureaucracy of executives and ministers who are stuck in the past, and don’t understand the game. People want to see safe-standing in their stadiums, they want the knock-on effect of a reduction in ticket prices, and they want to be...

Lib Dem manifesto launched this afternoon is going to include a call for safe standing at football grounds. Just saying (but won't be voting for them)

I agree,but, if there are people out there that saw a tweet from an account called 'Factcheck UK' and thought to themselves '"oh, I'd better pay particular attention to what this tweet says, as it obviously comes from an important source that I should be paying attention to, despite the fact...

what's wrong with playing BIngo?

I can't believe that anyone would be gullible enough to really think that 'factcheckUK' was somehow the independent 'oracle' of truth, and even so, I'm sure they would be sensible enough to verify any statements or promises at www.theactualonehundredpercenttruth.com first

you're not meant to shag on the display beds.

install some mini-spikes along the top of the chair-back.

(sorry, football related, but..) A thing that annoys me is ex-footballer TV pundits, when talking about VAR, saying that the VAR bosses should employ 'someone that has actually played the game' (ie someone like themselves), to help design VAR/make decision etc. They seem to think that 'actually...

3. Someone just forgot to take them down

yes, they call it a 'match'

you may become a billionaire, but you'd be living in a city with a population of 70 million.

..and is there ever a desert that he DOESN'T like? (#fatcunt)

Didn't say she is hot or anything. But she is good for a 97 year old. I am presently sorting out a bird who is in her 50's. Otherwise known as the wife. I still get younger birds coming up to me looking for bread when I'm out in the garden, All a part of getting older. You end up appreciating a...

after weeks of listening to her moaning about this, that and the other, can I withdraw my 'not so obvious hot babe' nomination, please?

and it's never good wiping with a wet arse

I agree. This is meant to be 'not so obvious' as opposed to 'obviously not'