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maybe it was you that 'turned her'

every cloud...her tits will get bigger :)

...and volume control could be added to help the 'hard of hearing'

perhaps someone should invent a new type of 'personal' firework (the i-firework?) They would work exactly the same as normal (flashing lights, smells etc), but with the 'bang' removed - to be replaced by an artificial, synchronized bang, which is transmitted wirelessly to the special...

why, how far away is it?

No. I burn off the energy from my 'summer blubber'

I'd heard that he falsely bragged that he had a 1/4 pounder in his trousers, and that she filed a complaint when he failed to give her a McMuffin.

it should annoy you though, that's the point of this thread. :)

I'm a shorts and flip flops 'all year round' (In UK) person, so I'm glad to be annoying in this respect. Funnily enough, people that wear jeans or trousers don't annoy me at all, although I do struggle to understand how they can wear them indoors - far too hot and betty swollocks.

now then

I don't think anyone would sit well with a banana up their arse

i.e all french people?

posh bars of soap, with little brown flecks in it, which looks like someone has had a particularly messy shit and has used it to wash their arse in the shower.

did they go home again afterwards?

Commentator on Tyrone Mings last night saying (paraphrased as I can't remember word for word) 'he used to work in a call centre - selling products and services he had little belief in - none of his England team-mates would have had to go through anything remotely like that" what a cúnt...

ironic that the saying "not fit for wiping your arse on" could apply to a product who's sole purpose was wiping your arse on.

Wok-heads

yes - I hate that 'poor mans David Mitchell' too

my latest dislike is fairly specific - I saw someone doing it on the tele last night and it drove me insane: it's.. ..people that use one of their hands (fingers curled inwards) to bend back the fingers of the other hand (one by one) when making a series of connected points, and hold the pose...

Its all about whether or not Callum Wilson should leave the EU on October 31st, and if he does, would CCFC have to pay any VAT.