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sounds like David Brent popping back into the office after being mad redundant

Keogh KO'd

oops!

i think you got the point

you're in charge of locking and unlocking the gate?

He failed to provide a sample. He tried to piss into the open jar, but missed the target

(true story). A couple of weeks ago a bloke driving a yellow Renault (down here in Dorset) narrowly avoided disaster when an large oak tree blew over in the wind and collapsed onto the road in front of him. The car was slightly damaged but he was OK. The local paper/website reported the...

so Keogh was in the back seat, but both Bennett and Lawrence have been charged with drink driving. Was it a dual control car?

anymore? :)

Micky Gynn dropped a letter in a puddle this morning, but managed to retrieve it before it got too soggy.

An ex-girlfriends mum once said to me (after I'd been cheeky to her) "You're shootin' for a bootin'" .I think she meant to say "You're cruising for a bruising"

its probably for the best, considering it was said to you by a teenager

i wonder if shes consummated the marriage yet?

people that say "I'm sorry, but.." e.g. "I'm sorry, but if you think that's acceptable, then you have another thing coming" or "I'm sorry, but, people like that don't deserve a second chance" etc. You're not sorry, are you? So why say sorry?

Like who? Bournemouth haven't sold any players that they have actually wanted to keep since being in Premier League

That's because they're closest to the ground at that point. It's almost impossible to crash at 30,000 ft.

surely only Coventry could have a stadium (the Ricoh), that was in Coventry, but was easier for people who live outside Coventry to get to than it was for those who live in Coventry?

"The Sky Blues chief executive admits it’s a difficult task, drawing on his own personal experience at Worcester City who, he says, spent 20 fruitless years searching for a suitable location" Good to see we got the right man for the job..

perhaps the people of Coventry should 'invade' Birmingham and assimilate St Andrews and the surrounding area into our city boundary. Then we can play our games in Coventry without the need to build a new stadium or lick Wasps arses. Problem solved.