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Imagine if your surname was Jablomey and they christened you Heywood. My alter ego on GMK!

That's not what the trial judge said!!

Needs at least one other option. Sometimes posts sensibly but in the main, we think he's a div. That would get my vote.

Are you serious. Christie looked fooked in the first half. He can't cross a ball to save his life.

I'm cold and wet, our team are being outclassed but our fans are beating the Arse's. Get Clarke off, he's a disgrace and hasn't chased back once, lazy bastard. Let's push up and stop playing sidewards and backwards. I'd rather lose 6-0 and say at least we gave it a go than have any more of...

It's statements like this that screws up the credibility of the more sensible ones that get made. Are you suggesting that you plan to rip her a new arsehole if you meet her sometime soon? How old are you?

Facts, what facts? There are no 'facts' quoted in my original post, it's only my opinion. Muppet!

But partial to the other?

You can always have a good :jerkit: and a packet of Cheesy Wotsits.

I'm sure some smartarse is sitting down as I type this coming up with something for every one of the 90 minutes. If you are reading this, DON'T!:slap:

Wearing a full face rubber gimp mask, I've heard.

Let's hope you end up :censored:faced by the end then.

I was in the end that Keith scored that wonder goal. Everyone was on their feet cheering it before Dave Bennett had even crossed the ball, we were all that certain he was going to score. Obviously, my best moment as a CCFC fan.

I will do if I'm not 'on the clock':D

The latest one saying we should sing for Callum Wilson on 20 mins. This one follows a suggestion that at 35 mins and 61 mins we hold up signs that say WHY and WHEN. Now, I don't know about you but I'm going to watch the game, not a fookin watch!:jerkit:

End of!

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well endowed!

She won't be there, it's red wine night at Wetherspoons

Who are you calling a tosser?

That would make him a PNEIS, doh!